Over the years I have gathered a few didbits of advice. Some are original, some are stolen
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM THE OLD MAN
Don’t be afraid of life, be afraid of an unlived life. You don’t have to live forever, you just have to live.
One day your life will flash before your eyes. MAKE IT WORTH WATCHING!
I have found that the best things in life are: Your spouse (when you find the right one) Your Children, All the people you love, the places you’ve seen, the dogs that impacted your life and the memories you’ve made along the way.
Be a good friend. Don’t be cheap, carry your own weight and share your beer and bourbon and pack an extra sandwich or two.
We frequently put on lots of miles to fulfill our passion, offer to drive-if you don’t drive pay for the gas.
You can criticize a man’s wife to a degree but his kids and dogs are off limits. If you want to maintain a healthy, lasting relationship with your buddies, you will never speak ill of his kids or dogs.
Common sense is not a gift, it is punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn’t have it. Believe me, there’s a shitload of morons out there.
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.
“Life is not the way it is supposed to be. It’s the way it is. The way we cope with it is what makes the difference”
“What you leave behind is not what is engraved in stone monuments, but what is woven into the lives of others.”
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those that matter, don’t mind, and those that mind, don’t matter.
Danger is real -- Fear is a choice
I’ve heard “exercise makes you look better naked” so does bourbon, your choice.
Never trust a woman who doesn’t fart. You can never be sure of what else she’s holding back from you
When you find someone with their head up their ass, it’s best to leave it there
Always remember to load your brain before you shoot off your mouth. Don’t do something permanently stupid just because you are temporarily upset.
I told myself I should stop drinking. But I’m not about to listen to an old drunk who talks to himself.
“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”