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Zogman

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It's called S.O.S.








A Boeing 777 wide-body jetliner was lumbering along at 800km/hour at 33000 feet when a cocky F-17 fighter jet flashed by at Mach 2.




The F17 pilot decided to show off. On his state of the art radio that is part of his state of the art 3D & million dollar headset, the F17 youngster told the 777 pilot, “Hey Captain, watch this!”




He promptly went into a barrel roll, followed by a steep, unimaginable, vertical climb. He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier, as the F17 screamed down at impossible G’s before levelling at almost sea level.




The F-17 pilot asked the 777 pilot what he thought of that?




The 777 pilot said, “That was truly impressive, but watch this!”




The 777 chugged along for about 5 minutes at the steady 800km/hour, and then the 777 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”




Puzzled, the cocky F-17 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”




The 777 pilot chuckled and said, "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, used the toilet, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll and secured a date for the next 3 nights in a five star hotel paid for by the company"




LESSON OF LIFE:




When you are young and foolish, speed and flash may seem like a good thing!




When you get older and smarter, comfort and dullness is not such a bad thing!




It's called S.O.S.




Slower, Older and Smarter!




Dedicated to all my friends approaching S.O.S.
 


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Except in the big fast boats you can drink a cup of coffee pick up chicks and catch a limit of fish before the small slow ones make it out of the bay.....sparkleboatmafia
 

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Except in the big fast boats you can drink a cup of coffee pick up chicks and catch a limit of fish before the small slow ones make it out of the bay.....sparkleboatmafia

Which in most cases ending up costing you a divorce! :;:exactly Slow and steady my friend. :;:thumbsup
 


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You don’t marry randoms

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As I get older going fast is just as much fun. I smile stomping on the gas and hearing the motor scream in what ever.

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#ifeeltheneedtheneedforspeed
 

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