Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’
“She did and said, ‘These are too big I can’t wear them.’I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.” “Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.
On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here – try these on.” She tried them on and said, “These are too large.
They don’t fit me.” Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that “Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.
She said, Here – you try on mine.” He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”
Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude,you never will.”
