River Sasquatch

Rollincoal · Feb 19, 2016

Anyone fishing the Sheyenne up around the Cooperstown area in the spring ever had a sasquatch sighting?
I've heard there is one roaming that area. keep your eyes open when you break out the long rods in a month. he is a big ginger sasquatch, meat gazer eyes and teeth full of chew. usually hear him coming from his deisel a half mile away. you will know its him as he slowly closes in on your fishing spot. Eventually casting over your line, causing tangles, frustration, and he will blame you for all of this of course... slowly the squatch takes your spot if he sees you catching the undersized marble eyes in hopes of landing the monster...remember, he really does exist.

Duckslayer100 · Feb 19, 2016

C'mon man, don't hog it all. Puff, puff, give!

SDMF · Feb 19, 2016

Rollincoal said:
Anyone fishing the Sheyenne up around the Cooperstown area in the spring ever had a sasquatch sighting?
I've heard there is one roaming that area. keep your eyes open when you break out the long rods in a month. he is a big ginger sasquatch, meat gazer eyes and teeth full of chew. usually hear him coming from his deisel a half mile away. you will know its him as he slowly closes in on your fishing spot. Eventually casting over your line, causing tangles, frustration, and he will blame you for all of this of course... slowly the squatch takes your spot if he sees you catching the undersized marble eyes in hopes of landing the monster...remember, he really does exist.

That's not a Sasquatch, it's just a 'Sconi praying for 2 more weeks of unemployment before he's gotta go back to tending ports-potties for an asphalt crew.

KDM · Feb 19, 2016

HaHaHaHaHa!!! With that little tidbit of laughter I'm going to chase perch now!!

MathewsZman · Feb 19, 2016

Naw , that's just kdm on a walk about , slightly confused after a long winter . He'll snap out of it soon . He always does !

MuskyManiac · Feb 19, 2016

Rollincoal said:
Anyone fishing the Sheyenne up around the Cooperstown area in the spring ever had a sasquatch sighting?
I've heard there is one roaming that area. keep your eyes open when you break out the long rods in a month. he is a big ginger sasquatch, meat gazer eyes and teeth full of chew. usually hear him coming from his deisel a half mile away. you will know its him as he slowly closes in on your fishing spot. Eventually casting over your line, causing tangles, frustration, and he will blame you for all of this of course... slowly the squatch takes your spot if he sees you catching the undersized marble eyes in hopes of landing the monster...remember, he really does exist.

That's a funny first post.....good one! ;:;funnypost

Brian Renville · Feb 19, 2016

guywhofishes · Feb 19, 2016

Ginger? That's not how I remember him.

ShootnBlanks · Feb 19, 2016

I think I have spotted this squatch before. I once had to follow his beer can trail back to truck when lost.

deleted_account · Feb 19, 2016

ShootnBlanks said:
I think I have spotted this squatch before. I once had to follow his beer can trail back to truck when lost.

empty keystones by chance?

martinslanding · Feb 19, 2016

there have been many reported sightings on the eastern end of the state as well...this one was captured in its natural environment looking for a late afternoon snack...

MathewsZman · Feb 19, 2016

That's his territory alright . He was The Turtleman before being the Turtleman was cool !

Kickemup · Feb 19, 2016

This is great thanks for the morning laugh.

MathewsZman · Feb 19, 2016

Rumor has it that the eastern Sasquatch has since been domesticated and become quite the
cuddler :

JayKay · Feb 19, 2016

MathewsZman said:
Rumor has it that the eastern Sasquatch has since been domesticated and become quite the
cuddler :

This is what I'd heard as well. Couldn't even get him to leave the house one time last fall. Maybe this spring, eh J?

eyexer · Feb 19, 2016

you'll know it's him if it smells like a snatchsquatch

Jigaman · Feb 19, 2016

Big J · Feb 19, 2016

Haha, you guys are the best!

johnr · Feb 19, 2016

So is this true? or just some type of inside joke.

I have always heard rumors of them, but would really like to see one, and maybe tease it with jerky

eyexer · Feb 19, 2016

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johnr said:
So is this true? or just some type of inside joke.

I have always heard rumors of them, but would really like to see one, and maybe tease it with jerky

The only thing that works is Trails Best. Or whatever that shit was Tony Dean tried to sell

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