Captain Higgins

guywhofishes · Mar 14, 2016

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/captain_higgins

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higlets... ha ha ha

johnr · Mar 14, 2016

I had a roommate just like that once, and I am pretty sure he is now living in a dung heap collecting his free stuff

Bed Wetter · Mar 14, 2016

Great, thanks for ruining cowpies for me. My scones will never taste the same.

guywhosucksthefunoutofcowpies

guywhofishes · Mar 14, 2016

no - dude - it's grass at night - that's the one that gets a guy

#gobarefootongrassatnightandyouaresoscrewed

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cuz they burrow into your foot

deleted_account · Mar 14, 2016

guywhofishes said:
no - dude - it's grass at night - that's the one that gets a guy

#gobarefootongrassatnightandyouaresoscrewed

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cuz they burrow into your foot

so what happens to us humans when this happens? I had giardia once. wasnt fun.

sweeney · Mar 14, 2016

that's why you should use a rubber

guywhofishes · Mar 14, 2016

Wags said:
so what happens to us humans when this happens? I had giardia once. wasnt fun.

I was just kidding. It's pin worms that burrow.

You do not want to know. DO NOT GOOGLE IT whatever you do.

deleted_account · Mar 14, 2016

guywhofishes said:
I was just kidding. It's pin worms that burrow.

You do not want to know. DO NOT GOOGLE IT whatever you do.

you bastard, thats like being in front of a button that says dont push.... i had to push the button. Gross

guywhofishes · Mar 14, 2016

johnr · Mar 14, 2016

google was not my friend on that look up.

I am a sensitive to gross stuff kind of guy with an easy gag/gross out reflex, even though I am surprisingly curious like a cat, and had to google it, even knowing the results of my search were going to be grim.

Bed Wetter · Mar 14, 2016

guywhofishes said:
no - dude - it's grass at night - that's the one that gets a guy

#gobarefootongrassatnightandyouaresoscrewed

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cuz they burrow into your foot

#Guywhogiveshisdatecaptainhiggins

hahahaha every time I type in the word "guy" using my phone, the craziest shit comes up due to my typing history on the phone.

NodakBuckeye · Mar 15, 2016

Ahhh parasites, natures little balancer. Just another good reason not to eat liver, haha. I wonder how many little creepies Andrew Zimmern carries around?

johnr · Mar 15, 2016

Anyone ever have a tapeworm?
I had a professor tell us a tale yrs back, was a disturbing story.

Bed Wetter · Mar 15, 2016

Some very important presidential primaries going on today. Kasich and Rubio fighting for their political lives in home states of Ohio and Florida. Yeah, you guys are right. I'd rather talk about tapeworms. Disturbing but sounds like a great way to lose weight. Wash your vegetables.

SDMF · Mar 15, 2016

Bed Wetter said:
Some very important presidential primaries going on today. Kasich and Rubio fighting for their political lives in home states of Ohio and Florida. Yeah, you guys are right. I'd rather talk about tapeworms. Disturbing but sounds like a great way to lose weight. Wash your vegetables.

Or stop eating tape.

JayKay · Mar 15, 2016

I shouldn't have. I'm far too busy. But I've read every word of this thread. Couldn't stop myself. And now to google...

Well, the googling of the Latin name wasn't too bad, but it went downhill fast. Time to wash the ol' brain out now.

KDM · Mar 15, 2016

Thanks to the US Military and my missions to Afghanistan, Panama, the Amazon jungles of Peru, Columbia, Ecuador, Bolivia, Brazil, Guiana, and Suriname, I've had AND KILLED Malaria, Various intestinal parasites, and fly eggs laid on my person. Military service has more PERKS than just getting shot at. (Grin)

johnr · Mar 15, 2016

Did they remove the parasite out thru your rectum like they did my old professor?

He claimed it to be like 20 yards long too...;:;barf

Captain Ahab · Mar 15, 2016

Ok, everything appears to be believable except the taking control of an ant part. It's probably true, but hard for me to fathom.

Bed Wetter · Mar 15, 2016

KDM said:
Thanks to the US Military and my missions to Afghanistan, Panama, the Amazon jungles of Peru, Columbia, Ecuador, Bolivia, Brazil, Guiana, and Suriname, I've had AND KILLED Malaria, Various intestinal parasites, and fly eggs laid on my person. Military service has more PERKS than just getting shot at. (Grin)

Thank you for your service ;:;barf

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