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Frozen Crabs and The Blonde Flight Attendant
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
Asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and
Promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was
Holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an
Arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what would happen to her
If she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
Entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
Raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up... So she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
Frozen Crabs and The Blonde Flight Attendant
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and
Asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and
Promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was
Holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an
Arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what would happen to her
If she let them thaw out.
Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the
Entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please
Raise your hand?"
Not one hand went up... So she took them home and ate them.
There are two lessons here:
1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are
2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think
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