Is a GUI possible????

KDM · Jun 12, 2015

I've put away about a 18 pak today and started the grill in an attempt to grill some elk burgers. Can a guy get a Grilling Under the Influence citation??? I hope not as the burgers are done and they smell AWESOME, so I guess I may not care at this point. Grill On Guys!!!!!

bucksnbears · Jun 12, 2015

Democrats will find a way to fine you KDM.
be carefull;:;boozer

SDMF · Jun 12, 2015

The fines are doled out in the form of over/under done meat at a minimum up to and including 3rd degree burning on any/all appendages you're too close to the heat source with. Darwin and Murphy are low down mean dirty bastards.

over/under done meat is a green light for the offending GUI chef to receive a never-ending rash of offensive cooking references as well as fully warranted questions regarding his manliness from the time of the offense until the end of time.

Kickemup · Jun 12, 2015

Where was the invite? ;:;boozer

NodakBuckeye · Jun 12, 2015

Not in your case, have the good taste to grill elk burgers, paced yourself as to not explode grill/ignite your person or abode and type clearly so we can all read and be jealous. Well played

KDM · Jun 12, 2015

SDMF said:
The fines are doled out in the form of over/under done meat at a minimum up to and including 3rd degree burning on any/all appendages you're too close to the heat source with. Darwin and Murphy are low down mean dirty bastards.

over/under done meat is a green light for the offending GUI chef to receive a never-ending rash of offensive cooking references as well as fully warranted questions regarding his manliness from the time of the offense until the end of time.

OK,.....well the flames touched the meat, so I wasn't baking..........and there wasn't a single burger cooked past med rare..........and I didn't scald or scorch my weiner.......so did I pass??????????

MSA · Jun 12, 2015

A whole 18 pack??? Not sure if i should high five you, or call an ambulance. Was it at least light beer?

NodakBuckeye · Jun 12, 2015

A whole 18 pack after work, ya maybe better call da amubulance. Since noon/noon-thirty, just keeping a happy balance between dehydration and shy bladder syndrom.

Reprobait · Jun 13, 2015

In Iowa the right to be drunk on your own porch has been affirmed. http://abcnews.go.com/Weird/wireStory/iowa-supreme-court-affirms-drunk-front-porch-31721986

svnmag · Jun 13, 2015

18?!!!! I couldn't type at all believe it or not. I think I had about 14 in me when I decided to comment on a trout photo and gave Big J a seizure. That was the single best response to anything I've posted BTW. Anyways, grill on you crazy rapscallion!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXswale5Kss

KDM · Jun 13, 2015

According to my head this morning, it's possible. I started about 10am as it was such a nice day and a Friday. Now the fridge in empty and the weekend is here.....need to get to the store.....quick.

lionslayer25 · Jun 14, 2015

If your elk burgers are as tasty as the deer heart dinner, I think you could rid off any fine they toss at you with a sample.

Captain Ahab · Jun 15, 2015

No GUI is happening until you reach this legendary status;:;bowdown:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dary-record-52-beers-ONE-FLIGHT-prove-it.html

MathewsZman · Jun 15, 2015

Ishmael's Boss said:
No GUI is happening until you reach this legendary status;:;bowdown:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...dary-record-52-beers-ONE-FLIGHT-prove-it.html

Or this , don't forget about this :;:cheers

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