that first colocoscopy

[guywhofishes]

that first colonoscopy

I need to schedule my first one.

Please, have mercy and help me. I've heard first hand horror stories from relatives.

What kind of anesthesia should I try to insist on? I have friends who said they were aware during the deal and felt "rape-like" pain, etc. I do NOT want to experience this.

I am going fishing for the next few days and figured I could be entertained and educated on the matter while fishing. Then, armed with full NDA knowledge, I will return and make my appointment with confidence.

Please commence educating and entertaining me (and others who face this scenario).

[If necessary V, please move this to politics if the purists insist that this not be discussed on NDA. ]

 

[Account Deleted]

This is not one of those scenarios where "pics or didn't happen" is appropriate.

 

[martinslanding]

huh...one would have thought you'd have been on your 3rd or 4th by now

 

[gonefshn]

It'll be a little different than your past ones. This one involves medical personnel, meds, and a camera.

 

[guywhofishes]

It'll be a little different than your past ones. This one involves medical personnel, meds, and a camera.

ba ha ha!

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I can't stop laughing out loud.

 

[Account Deleted]

It'll be a little different than your past ones. This one involves medical personnel, meds, and a camera.

 

[johnr]

I have had 3 of them starting about 4 years ago, and I am only 46.
I had polyps and had to have them removed, and then just follow ups after that.
I am now clear, and don't need to return for 10 years.

My process happened at Med Center one in Bismarck, and felt nothing. The day prior was worse as you drink a solution that cleans out your system, and you can not eat for 24 hours prior either. You literally shit your brains out, until you are just squirting like a male dog marking his new territory.

I was put under enough to not feel or remember any part of it. They put an IV in my hand, and administered the sleepy juice, and the next thing I knew I was sitting with my wife making lunch plans.

the hernia surgery was an entire different experience that was a week of pain afterwards, but no pain during the surgery.

you'll be fine, the day before was the worst part of the entire event. Big guys like to eat, and crapping water all day was miserable.

 

[svnmag]

I'm going to insist on JohnR. R yes baby.

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Well, hell. The bastid posted before I could lampoon.

I'm going to insist on KDM. M M good.

 

[Duckslayer100]

I have had 3 of them starting about 4 years ago, and I am only 46.
I had polyps and had to have them removed, and then just follow ups after that.
I am now clear, and don't need to return for 10 years.

My process happened at Med Center one in Bismarck, and felt nothing. The day prior was worse as you drink a solution that cleans out your system, and you can not eat for 24 hours prior either. You literally shit your brains out, until you are just squirting like a male dog marking his new territory.

I was put under enough to not feel or remember any part of it. They put an IV in my hand, and administered the sleepy juice, and the next thing I knew I was sitting with my wife making lunch plans.

the hernia surgery was an entire different experience that was a week of pain afterwards, but no pain during the surgery.

you'll be fine, the day before was the worst part of the entire event. Big guys like to eat, and crapping water all day was miserable.

Juan knows what's up.

My wife is a nurse in the Fargo Sanford endoscopy department. Her biggest gripe is with patients that don't follow the directions they were given. If they say drink all the poop juice, then drink all the poop juice. If they say don't eat anything the night before, don't. If you do, you'll need to reschedule and drink all that poop juice again another day.

Just listen to what they tell you. You won't remember a thing.

 

[svnmag]

 

[Colonel Angus]

One of those times when you hope to find you are a perfect asshole.

 

[Kickemup]

Haha I'm not old yet so I still get to laugh.

 

[svnmag]

Good butthole tune I knew when I was nine (this song is really about color/rectal activity and a Clinton version of sex and virginity):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4reRJHJQUHQ

 

[Ericb]

I heard its a pain in the ass!


Fortunately, i am still at the age where i have not had to go threw it yet. I do work with seniors and they love to tell me every detail about there medical procederes. The concensus is drinking the stuff is the worst part. Latley some Dr.'s have been recomending a coctail of gatorade and miralax which supposedly isnt as bad.

 

[Davey Crockett]

What kind of anesthesia should I try to insist on?


Good question, I am not a fan of any of the anesthesia I have had in the past. Almost to the point that I probably should say I'm allergic to it. What other options are there ?

 

[MathewsZman]

It'll be a little different than your past ones. This one involves medical personnel, meds, and a camera.

Well except the camera part anyway on the past ones . :dance: You need to load this song on your phone and play it on loop thru out your examine as well . They just love it when you do that !

 

[Allen]

Guy,

They try to not knock you all the way out so you can experience the pleasure of being violated.

One sure fix to the being awake problem is to simply "honk" a nurse, they will give you plenty of the knock out juice then. And no, I am not :;:, nor am I using any :::. Just reach out and grab a hanful.

 

[svnmag]

I guess there's advantages to being queer.

 

[LBrandt]

I have had 3. Polup on first and clear on the rest. The prep is the bad part just follow instructions to the letter and stay hydrated. The miralax and Gatorade is not to bad . They hook you up to an IV Cover you with warm blankets lay on left side talking to nurses and doc the next thing you know their tell you to put your cloths on your done. Then lord get ready to fart like a dammed horse. I mean the walking Put-put-put. Go home and walk it out until your done with the bloated fealing. You fart like that because they pump your intestines full of air so they can see. Yea the pictures are impressing I have some, but I only show them to guys I want to scare the hell out of. You know what guys are pink on the inside too.:;:muahaha

 

[dean nelson]

Though of this risn't away.

https://youtu.be/74Qx_5NBDxk