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    Drought of 2019

    Good afternoon, gentleman.

    Because we’re all friends here (‘cept for Martin’sLanding. Who keeps inviting that guy?), I wanted to give you a heads up. Now, the data is still preliminary, but Weather Bucket readings are showing a strong probability that this spring is going to be a historically dry one. The snow samples we’ve collected so far show an abnormally low water content per inch. Even though the RR Valley has received between 65 and 90 feet of snow, the average water content is equivalent to about 3.5” of rain, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1/12th the normal water content for that kind of snow depth. I’m not saying you should start conserving water just yet, but if you’d planned on filling the pool or hot tub this summer, you better plan camping trips instead. Maybe sell your boat before the market is flooded with them and don’t shy away from lowball offers. In two months you’ll be glad it’s someone else’s problem.

    Good day, gentleman. And Martin’sLanding.

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    *patiently waiting for dean Nelson to take this seriously*

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    Nean Delson may have a better take

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    Before picking sides, I too will need to see what Dean Nelson says.

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    bed wetter is saying what i want to hear so im listening to him

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    When I saw the title of this one, I thought maybe I wasn't the only one in a dry spell. The idea that this was just another weather thread never entered my mind

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    Quote Originally Posted by riverview View Post
    bed wetter is saying what i want to hear so im listening to him
    ha ha - there's a rash of that going around

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    Bed wetter must have started drinking natty light as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bed Wetter View Post
    Maybe sell your boat before the market is flooded with them and don’t shy away from lowball offers. In two months you’ll be glad it’s someone else’s problem.
    If this is the case I'm holding off on buying a new used boat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bed Wetter View Post
    Good afternoon, gentleman.

    Because we’re all friends here (‘cept for Martin’sLanding. Who keeps inviting that guy?), I wanted to give you a heads up. Now, the data is still preliminary, but Weather Bucket readings are showing a strong probability that this spring is going to be a historically dry one. The snow samples we’ve collected so far show an abnormally low water content per inch. Even though the RR Valley has received between 65 and 90 feet of snow, the average water content is equivalent to about 3.5” of rain, which is somewhere in the neighborhood of 1/12th the normal water content for that kind of snow depth. I’m not saying you should start conserving water just yet, but if you’d planned on filling the pool or hot tub this summer, you better plan camping trips instead. Maybe sell your boat before the market is flooded with them and don’t shy away from lowball offers. In two months you’ll be glad it’s someone else’s problem.

    Good day, gentleman. And Martin’sLanding.
    I highly doubt the rr valley has received 780 inches of snow per your low quote of 65 feet of snow. I'm sure it's just a typo but just saying

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    Whole lotta gay in that dry snow, must be related to the tongue punching of the fart box amoungst you easternmost girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtyMike View Post
    Bed wetter must have started drinking natty light as well.
    Mrs. Wetter might want to install the plastic sheets?

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    Under any circumstances never tongue punch the fart box.

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    We have went from a weather bucket to weather dumpster to measure the shit ton of snow

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    Woke up to another Blizzard in Bismarck this morning.

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    My dog kennel went from a foot under the top of the fence to two feet over the fence and so hard the dogs hardly leave paw prints.

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