Things you never say to your wife

[Grizzly Adams]

My wife asked me if her pants made her ass look big.
I said nope. Your ass does

 

[sl1000794]

My wife asked me if her pants made her ass look big.
I said nope. Your ass does

Didn't happen w/o a vid!!!

 

[Grizzly Adams]

Well there is no video. I can guarantee that’s how it went down tho. All she said was: you are an a**hole. But she said that’s funny

 

[sl1000794]

Well there is no video. I can guarantee that’s how it went down tho. All she said was: you are an a**hole. But she said that’s funny

You have a great spouse!

 

[Kentucky Windage]

When categorized under successful and failed marriage, Grizzly Adams falls under successful marriage...............for now........

 

[tikkalover]

I like my eggs over easy because I put them on top of my hash browns :;:rockitThis morning mama tikka made breakfast and my eggs came out over hard I mentioned to it to her and the next time she cooks breakfast I am guessing that my eggs will just be cracked raw on top of my hash browns ;:;banghead

 

[Mgx2400]

I like this shirt

 

[Kentucky Windage]

I like this shirt

“Lets” needs to replaced with “tells” at a minimum

 

[Ristorapper]

When you walk up behind her and grab her tah tahs. "These feel just like your sisters!"