Getting old when

[Captain Ahab]

When you go to the barber and part of the haircut is trimming your eyebrows.

 

[risingsun]

When you start fartin dust.

 

[Jm1986]

When you don’t like the neighbors kid across the road, even though he hasnt done or said anything to you.....I just dont like him for some reason

 

[guywhofishes]

when you start considering what’s on your near term calendar prior to piling on the superhot at Taco Johns

 

[LBrandt]

Always plan my diet 2 day before a weekend fishing trip.

 

[fj40]

I don't buy green bananas.

 

[Zogman]

These are all funny and VERY TRUE. I was going to add a couple but my short term memory just jumped out of gear. Keep um coming.

 

[Captain Ahab]

When about the only thing in-shape is your hair. Because it's thin.

 

[Twitch]

^^when you start telling lame pun type jokes and everyone around you laughs at them:;:;:;rofl

 

[Colt45]

When you tie your boots or shoes and the knot always ends up on the side

 

[bigv]

I was gonna say the same...when bending over to tie my boots and it's a major chore in breathing exercises cuz my gut is in the way. Also, when my bowels don't hold like they used to.

 

[JayKay]

When in all truth, farts become untrustworthy.

I used to be able to tell..

 

[Wirehair]

When 3 hours of upland hunting results in 3 days of joint pain. When Medicare sign-up info starts coming almost every day (64 and soon to be 65)

 

[guywhofishes]

when Durban Poison is the only thing that'll get you up and going in the morning

 

[huntinforfish]

fixed it

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ha ha ha - will you never forgive Ahab for his remark in the bar after walleye fishing the keystone pipeline?

Why can I not recall the remark you are speaking of? Did I get drugged?

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Hey now! 2018 is a kinder, gentler year. Baileys?

Haha. Happy New Year! Hope the family is well. I'm always up for a baileys!

 

[LBrandt]

When farts leave a smoke ring.

 

[MathewsZman]

I've heard of those but they weren't smoke rings but skid marks !

 

[Rowdie]

......When opponents you wrestled in HS, their kids are now graduated college and have been coaching against you for 5+ years

 

[fj40]

Never pass up a chance to pee, never trust a fart, and if you wake up with a boner, do something with it, even if you are alone.

 

[Davey Crockett]

When farts leave a smoke ring.

The old timers used to say plow horses felt better and pulled harder when they farted a lot, I can relate to that.