You know you are old when you speed because you don’t want to forget where you’re going
A farting horse will never tire, a farting man is a man to hire.The old timers used to say plow horses felt better and pulled harder when they farted a lot, I can relate to that.
When instead of going fishing any possible moment you can make it work regardless of conditions, you now plan your trips on days the sun is shining, the wind is less than 10 and the fish are biting!