Simple Urine Test BEWARE cut and paste

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Simplified Urine Test For Men



*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??*


*Go outside and pee in the garden.*



*If ants gather:- diabetes.*



*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*



*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*



*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*



*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*
































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If you view the OP post in "Hybrid View" the complete post will display or just see below.

Simplified Urine Test For Men

*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??*

*Go outside and pee in the garden.*

*If ants gather:- diabetes.*

*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*

*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*

*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*

*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*


FYI on a cut-and-paste like this written file, I copy and paste it into "Word" (I'm a Mac user) and format the document (left justify the file, remove unnecessary carriage returns, etc.) and then copy it from Word and paste it into my post. That can cut down on display problems similar to what were in the original post. That does not work if a pic/photo is in the file you are attempting to post because the rules for posting a picture are not compatible with cut-and-paste. I'm sure you can figure out how I know.
 
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If you view the OP post in "Hybrid View" the complete post will display or just see below.

Simplified Urine Test For Men

*A simplified urine test that may be relevant for us!!??*

*Go outside and pee in the garden.*

*If ants gather:- diabetes.*

*If you pee on your feet:- prostate.*

*if it smells like a barbecue:- cholesterol.*

*if when you shake it, your wrist hurts:- osteoarthritis.*

*if you return to your room with your penis outside your pants:- Alzheimer*


FYI on a cut-and-paste like this written file, I copy and paste it into "Word" (I'm a Mac user) and format the document (left justify the file, remove unnecessary carriage returns, etc.) and then copy it from Word and paste it into my post. That can cut down on display problems similar to what were in the original post. That does not work if a pic/photo is in the file you are attempting to post because the rules for posting a picture are not compatible with cut-and-paste. I'm sure you can figure out how I know.

You could save yourself a lot of time by deleting these cut and paste chain emails from the early nineties
 


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You could save yourself a lot of time by deleting these cut and paste chain emails from the early nineties

When did the Internet become popular in homes?

The Internet was mainstream among researchers by 1989, among Silicon Valley movers and shakers by mid 1995, and by most US households by 2001.

I didn't get internet access until 1997, so I missed all these chain emails from the early nineties and I enjoy seeing them.
 

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When did the Internet become popular in homes?

The Internet was mainstream among researchers by 1989, among Silicon Valley movers and shakers by mid 1995, and by most US households by 2001.

I didn't get internet access until 1997, so I missed all these chain emails from the early nineties and I enjoy seeing them.
These fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd threads are as sad as your leftover french fries
 


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Stupendous is for sure a word i need to add to the holster
 

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What does it mean if I can no longer maintain an erection?
 
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These fwd:fwd:fwd:fwd threads are as sad as your leftover french fries
We post them so you can feel superior, therefore helping you with that inferiority complex.

FYI on a cut-and-paste like this written file, I copy and paste it into "Word" (I'm a Mac user) and format the document (left justify the file, remove unnecessary carriage returns, etc.) and then copy it from Word and paste it into my post. That can cut down on display problems similar to what were in the original post. That does not work if a pic/photo is in the file you are attempting to post because the rules for posting a picture are not compatible with cut-and-paste. I'm sure you can figure out how I know.

I'm more the age of an abacus, but I have been using Word to clean up some of the ballistic files I post at times. :;:thumbsup
 
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Ha ha.

BTW - If you put your finger on the OP text you can slide it back/forth to read it. That’s bizarre.

Iphone w Safari.
 


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