In case you kids need clarity...

NDwalleyes

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Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table,
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for
peanuts anyway!
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid...
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
'Taxes drove me
to my doom...'
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
Gross Receipts Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Personal Property Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service Charge Tax
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Sales Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'
I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!
GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!
---Charley Reese



 


Fly Carpin

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Your avatar is a logo from a school funded by a few of the taxes you mentioned. And the taxes on hunting and fishing licenses pay for boat ramps, fish stocking, and maintenance of public hunting grounds. Just saying.
 

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Your avatar is a logo from a school funded by a few of the taxes you mentioned. And the taxes on hunting and fishing licenses pay for boat ramps, fish stocking, and maintenance of public hunting grounds. Just saying.

I pay those taxes by choice.
 


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Your avatar is a logo from a school funded by a few of the taxes you mentioned. And the taxes on hunting and fishing licenses pay for boat ramps, fish stocking, and maintenance of public hunting grounds. Just saying.
You loving you some taxes, aye.

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The original post forgot to mention how the politicians have made our dollar more worthless with every passing day. It’s on the verge of collapsing. Russia and China are stock piling gold and looking into other forms of currency. The US is doing nothing. The ball is in China’s court. When they decide to make the switch the US will fall like Rome.

Watch a documentary or two on China and see what has happened in the last twenty years. It’s mind boggling and very scary. China is the future I’m sorry to say.
 
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