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According to statistics provided by the ND Dept of Health, the highest conception rate occurs during deer rifle season and the lowest birth rate occurs during deer rifle season. Just because it’s a stereotype doesn’t mean it’s not accurate. And funny.
https://www.health.nd.gov/sites/www/...tal/ff2019.pdf
If you do the math on the August 7th birth spike, it puts conception date at around November 14th.
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Kurtr has killed more elk than me.
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Makes sense. Like the bucks, the men are all horned up at the same time of the year.
The green hornet's caught more fish than you've lied about!
That’s what it’s all about, Guns n Butter baby!
Its not where they’re at, it’s where they’re going to be!
You probably heard I ain’t in the prisoner-takin business....I’m in the killin wildlife business........and cousin, business is a-boomin!
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Kurtr has killed more elk than me.
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Probably means most likely some hippy knocked up your old ladies while you were out driving around
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Nobody gonna say anything about the youngest mother being 13? WTF!!!
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At 75 you can afford to have the staff play with your toddler.
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
~Doug Larson
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More breaking news: MINNESOTA CURED INFLUENZA!!!!
https://www.health.state.mn.us/disea...flustats07.pdf
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I bet that 14lber did some damage. Definitely not going to be that father's favorite kid.
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Nobody caught that the 70 yr old dad, at a minimum, knocked up some gal that is at LEAST 22 yrs younger than him? Attaboy gramps!
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." Mark Twain, speaking on Congress.
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^^ Must be a disciple of Tony Randall!
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I’ve heard at 70 all that comes out is a poof of dust is this true asking for a friend
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Well after this winter's long sub zero febuary this theory will be debunked,we'll see a bumper crop come november,we all know what happens when two catholics are couped up on a cold winter night.
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I dont know about the poof of dust but the gal might need a tetanus shot. Could be a little rusty. LB
Minneapolis is going to explode...
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