Important info from Dept of Health

Bed Wetter

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According to statistics provided by the ND Dept of Health, the highest conception rate occurs during deer rifle season and the lowest birth rate occurs during deer rifle season. Just because it’s a stereotype doesn’t mean it’s not accurate. And funny.

https://www.health.nd.gov/sites/www/files/documents/Files/Vital/ff2019.pdf

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If you do the math on the August 7th birth spike, it puts conception date at around November 14th.
 


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Makes sense. Like the bucks, the men are all horned up at the same time of the year.

...and they secure their future hunting seasons by remaining chaste on Valentine’s Day (which is not an actual holiday but another Communist plot to overthrow western civilization.)
 

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Probably means most likely some hippy knocked up your old ladies while you were out driving around
 


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Nobody gonna say anything about the youngest mother being 13? WTF!!!
Other than not being the right way to go about having your first child, I would imagine that has not changed much over the years.
 

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imagine getting that call. hey when your kid graduates your going to be 88 haha.
I was 35 for my last one. He is now 15, and the kids he hangs with have parents 10 years younger than me. Cant imagine playing candy land sitting on the floor at 75yrs old with your 5 year old kid...
 


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I bet that 14lber did some damage. Definitely not going to be that father's favorite kid.
 

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Nobody caught that the 70 yr old dad, at a minimum, knocked up some gal that is at LEAST 22 yrs younger than him? Attaboy gramps!
 


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I’ve heard at 70 all that comes out is a poof of dust is this true asking for a friend
 

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Well after this winter's long sub zero febuary this theory will be debunked,we'll see a bumper crop come november,we all know what happens when two catholics are couped up on a cold winter night.
 

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I dont know about the poof of dust but the gal might need a tetanus shot. Could be a little rusty. LB
 


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