Internet Wisdomry

[BrokenBackJack]

You're never lost if you don't know where you are going.

 

[tikkalover]

"I can run faster scared then you can mad"

 

[lunkerslayer]

Trust the science

 

[D-Racer]

There is a fine line between confidence and arrogance.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Trump was right again!

 

[lunkerslayer]

Shit happens

 

[duckman1302]

Busier than a 1-legged man in an ass kicking contest.

 

[Vollmers]

SDMF?

Hotter than a half fuck'd fox in a forest fire.

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"you reap what you sow"

 

[guywhofishes]

Nobody who actually thinks society can be improved from the top down should ever be allowed anywhere near power.

 

[lunkerslayer]

If I had a dollar for everytime
Sometimes it's easier to ask for forgiveness then to ask for permission
Man can not serve two masters
A house divided can not stand

 

[MathewsZman]

Nobody who actually thinks society can be improved from the top down should ever be allowed anywhere near power or to reproduce .

Fixed it for ya!

 

[Ragnar]

If it floats, flies, or fucks, rent it.

 

[AR-15]

Buy'm books and Buy'm books and all they do is eat the covers

Don't have a Shit






Don't have a Shit Hemorrhage

 

[snow1]

Here is a few~

If a dude pretends to be a woman, you are required to pretend with him.

• Somehow it’s un-American for the census to count how many Americans are in America.

• Russians influencing our elections are bad, but illegals voting in our elections are good.

• It was cool for Joe Biden to "blackmail" the President of Ukraine, but it’s an impeachable offense if Donald Trump inquires about it.

• Twenty is too young to drink a beer, but eighteen is old enough to vote.

• People who have never owned slaves should pay slavery reparations to people who have never been slaves.

• Inflammatory rhetoric is outrageous, but harassing people in restaurants is virtuous.

• People who have never been to college should pay the debts of college students who took out huge loans for their degrees.

• Immigrants with tuberculosis and polio are welcome, but you’d better be able to prove your dog is vaccinated.

• Irish doctors and German engineers who want to immigrate must go through a rigorous vetting process, but any illiterate gang-bangers who jump the southern fence are welcome.

• $5 billion for border security is too expensive, but $1.5 trillion for “free” health care is not.

• If you cheat to get into college you go to prison, but if you cheat to get into the country you go to college for free.

• People who say there is no such thing as gender are demanding a female President.

• We see other countries going Socialist and collapsing, but it seems like a great plan to us.

• Some people are held responsible for things that happened before they were born, and other people are not held responsible for what they are doing right now.

• Criminals are catch-and-released to hurt more people, but stopping them is bad because it's a violation of THEIR rights.

• And pointing out all this hypocrisy somehow makes us "racists"?!

Nothing makes sense anymore, no values, no morals, no civility and people are dying of a Chinese virus, but it racist to refer to it as Chinese even though it began in China. We are clearly living in an upside down world where right is wrong and wrong is right, where moral is immoral and immoral is moral, where good is evil and evil is good, where killing murderers is wrong, but killing innocent babies is right, where darkness is light and light is now darkness.

Wake up America, the great unsinkable ship Titanic America has hit an iceberg, is taking on water and sinking fast. The choice is yours to make. What will it be? Time is short, make your choice wisely!

 

[Dirty]

Snow, I wish I could give your post 1,000 thumbs up. More than that I wish the idiots that make those statements true would all of a sudden see how crazy those truths all are, but sadly it won’t happen. Great post though. I’m hanging on to that one.

 

[lunkerslayer]

Don't sweat the small stuff just pet the furry stuff
If it tastes like chicken keep on licken if it tast like trout get out ( something like that)

 

[Prairie Doggin']

Snow, each statement of your post pissed me off a little more -- not because you were wrong, but because each one was spot-on. Well said.

 

[guywhofishes]

One of the biggest issues in America; people thinking they are entitled to the labor of others.

 

[svnmag]

The argument for legalizing drugs is not the same as for the 2A:

I have never been under the influence of gun

I've never had too much gun to drive

I've never had too much gun and sent an embarrassing text

I've never ate a person's face on gun

A gun has never convinced me I can fly

 

[Up Y'oars]

There once was a sailor from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "you're a tight one"
She said, "Vollmer my soul,
you're in the wrong hole,
and there's plenty of room in the right one."