Dumbest Thing You've Heard Today

[701FishSlayer]

Was just talking to a person and somehow in betwixt conversation out of the blue, it appears it was time for said person to wash the ole shower curtain. Am I living life all wrong? Do shower curtains need to be properly detailed? Can somebody explain this? I got nothing here. And to keep the thread rolling, what was the dumbest thing you've heard today?

 

[lunkerslayer]

Are you going to eat that pickle?

 

[Sum1]

Obama is smart.

 

[johnr]

Islamic muslims are a peaceful people

 

[Bed Wetter]

"I have enough firearms."

-Me

 

[dust in the wind]

watching fox tonight on the shooting in ca.... "Assault Clothing" referencing the type of clothes the suspects were wearing.

WTF is assault clothing?

 

[BDub]

I heard some Obama official say today that there would never be a terrorist attack in the US.

 

[Brian Renville]

Farooq Saeed

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Syed Farooq

Saeed Farook

Ah who the hell cares how it's spelled.

 

[Phill Latio]

Our oil field whore of a govenor is getting a new
Mansion

 

[dust in the wind]

does reading count instead of heard? Here's another one from today

again, related to the incident today - picture was on the daily mall uk site -- guess these guns fired themselves and got themselves to the scene without help from humans.

 

[svnmag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1GYrfUlcM

 

[eyexer]

what's a long gun? I was actually asked that.

 

[Kentucky Windage]

watching fox tonight on the shooting in ca.... "Assault Clothing" referencing the type of clothes the suspects were wearing.

WTF is assault clothing?

The clothes you where to the bar hoping some chick assaults you or black clothing.........one of the two or both.

 

[H82bogey]

Obama is still president.

 

[Mort]

What time do you fart so I can leave the room?

 

[dust in the wind]

The clothes you where to the bar hoping some chick assaults you or black clothing.........one of the two or both.

I suppose they have larger capacity pockets too?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er1GYrfUlcM

Ug, that's horrible. Is this from the same person that did that body roll song (if you can call it that)?

 

[JayKay]

I once handed an unopened letter to a woman.
After her opening it, and skimming it, she said "have you seen this?".

 

[NodakBuckeye]

That global warming is causing people to hate us.

Thus one can then see that global warming has been going on since around the crusades 'cause they have been hating our lily white asses since at least back then.

#stopglobalwarmingIwannagoicefishingandnotgetshotbyahotnbotheredmuslimjihadi

 

[espringers]

"Can't we all just get along?"

 

[Kurtr]

Out of the paris climate talks we should all eat less meat so there are less cows to produce methane. Just for that i am having steak every day this week.