I'm with SD. Here's another good deal IMO: Get a sack of Hardee's biscuits of your preference; put the sack in a soft cooler to keep warm then keep said cooler in direct sun. Heartburn aside; you'll be damn glad to have them around 1300. Even as I love cheese; I think this concept works better without it.
They seem to do a good job of absorbing toxins so additional toxins can be introduced.