I Used To Be A Normal Person

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I Used To Be A Normal Person …….

I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but I was born white, into a two-parent household which now, whether I like it or not, makes me privileged, a racist, and responsible for slavery.

I am a fiscal and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist because I plan, budget, and support myself.

I went to Grammar School and have always held a job. But I now find out that I am not here because I earned it, but because I was "advantaged".

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.

I am older than 70, making me a useless eater who doesn't understand Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat.

I think, and I reason, and I doubt most of what the ‘mainstream’ media tells me, which makes me a Right-wing conspiracy nut.

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive culture, making me a xenophobe.

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair reward according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.

I believe our system guarantees freedom of effort - not freedom of outcome or subsidies which must make me a borderline sociopath.

I believe in the defense and protection of my nation for and by all citizens, now making me a militant.

I am proud of our flag, what it stands for, and the many who died to let it fly, so I stand during our National Anthem - so I must be a racist.

Please help me come to terms with the new me because I'm just not sure who I am anymore!



Funny - it all took place over the last 7 or 8 years!

If all this nonsense wasn't enough to deal with, now I don't even know which toilet to use... and these days I gotta go more frequently!
 


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Yes, me too and darn proud of it.
You're okay, just white and grew up the right way. db
 

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Amen Brother. LB

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As far as which toilet to use, just pick the nearest one. It doesn’t matter in this day and age.
 

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I must be normal, and not a worthless jackass like these liberals that are saying all this shit
 

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As far as which toilet to use, just pick the nearest one. It doesn’t matter in this day and age.

If the men's room is locked and the women's is open, and I'd it locks, I've used women's room many times in the past.
 


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My buddy has prostate issues and pisses wherever and whenever. No matter in town or on the farm. Crowd nearby or not. And he considers himself normal. db
 

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Sticks and Stones Folks. Calling me racist, sexist, fascist, supremacist, or whatever "ist" is in fashion that minute doesn't make it so. To do so will only earn you my standard comeback....."Ya Think? Well you're and ASSHOLE!" Then I walk away and go about my business. Always puts me in a good mood when that happens. Is that normal??
 

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As far as which toilet to use, just pick the nearest one. It doesn’t matter in this day and age.

True story. About 20 or so years ago I was waiting in to use the men's. After a somewhat long wait a very big guy came out looked me in the eye, smiled and said "you do NOT want to go in there." The women's was 'unoccupied' so I went in there.
 

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