when you....

[snow]

try to sneak a fart out.... and have the "oooop's moment"

 

[JayKay]

No sir, I don't like it.

"ever have to wipe your hind end with a dollar?"
"sure, lotsa times"
"Ever do it with three quarters, two dimes and a nickel?"

 

[raider]

that's why old timers always carried a pocket knife... you can use it to cut your underwear off and cut them into strips in a pinch...

 

[Sum1]

Why not just use your left hand??? Sorry...that was racist

 

[cooter00]

That's why I were long socks when out hunting cause when nature calls the top of the socks work great

 

[Achucker]

that's why old timers always carried a pocket knife... you can use it to cut your underwear off and cut them into strips in a pinch...

I've never used my underwear but had many shirts go to sleeveless shirts in that situation

 

[shorthairman]

Got about 3 miles from the truck deer hunting one year and had to sacrifice a shirt sleeve...got home took my coat off and the wife said "what the hell happened to your shirt?"...

 

[Retired Educator]

Had you taken hunter safety from me you would have learned in the lesson on "Things to carry while hunting" you would have learned to "CARRY TP". One of the most necessary survival items in your pack.

 

[LBrandt]

Always carried extra TP, amazing what you can sell or trade for when your 3 miles from the camp.

 

[KDM]

Realizing your "Air Sh^t Separator" is offline prior to leaving the house is an integral part of keeping ones wardrobe, image, and appearance in a clean, comfortable, and presentable fashion. Just Sayin'.

 

[Lou63]

TP is not just for hunting, when traveling internationally it comes in handy to carry some as well. i donated a bandanna while overseas.

 

[campchef]

Small packets of individual "wet wipes"

 

[Allen]

First thing I check to make sure I have before going afield on a long deer trek is TP, paper towels, and baby wipes.

Oddly enough, it's also the last thing I check to make sure I have with me.

 

[snow]

you guyz wear underwear?

 

[1bigfokker]

Cut off and use undies if you haven't filled them already.