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<blockquote data-quote="Reprobait" data-source="post: 221748" data-attributes="member: 777"><p><strong>If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself</strong> and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?</p><p> </p><p><strong>You may opt for Medicare Part G.</strong></p><p> </p><p></p><ul> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">You may then shoot one worthless politician.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need.</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!</li> <li data-xf-list-type="ul">As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!</li> </ul><p></p><p><strong>And, who will be paying for all of this? </strong>The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it.</p><p> </p><p>And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!</p><p> </p><p><em><strong>Is this a great country or what?</strong></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Reprobait, post: 221748, member: 777"] [B]If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself[/B] and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do? [B]You may opt for Medicare Part G.[/B] [LIST] [*]The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. [*]You may then shoot one worthless politician. [*]This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. [*]Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! [*]As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! [/LIST] [B]And, who will be paying for all of this? [/B]The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! [I][B]Is this a great country or what?[/B][/I] [/QUOTE]
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