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<blockquote data-quote="Whisky" data-source="post: 197352" data-attributes="member: 661"><p>My wife: "Why have you been so damn crabby lately?"</p><p></p><p>Me: "Because, I shot a F'n branch."</p><p></p><p>This took place a couple weeks after I returned from a 2 week elk hunt, in which my arrow deflected off a branch first, before having a pass through on a nice bull. I never recovered him. If only she knew how much went into the opportunity for that one shot!! And I screwed the pooch. </p><p></p><p>She joked around about getting a tshirt made with that on it.....I joked around about divorce. The end.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Whisky, post: 197352, member: 661"] My wife: "Why have you been so damn crabby lately?" Me: "Because, I shot a F'n branch." This took place a couple weeks after I returned from a 2 week elk hunt, in which my arrow deflected off a branch first, before having a pass through on a nice bull. I never recovered him. If only she knew how much went into the opportunity for that one shot!! And I screwed the pooch. She joked around about getting a tshirt made with that on it.....I joked around about divorce. The end. [/QUOTE]
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