I could probably whack them from longer range with a rifle as well. I would also be letting them lay, as I don't care to eat one and I certainly don't want the freaky thing staring at me in my den.
Finally ordered a brand spankin' new one. I was so happy with my 2006 that I ordered a 2022. Adam Rinas from Glacial Lakes Snobear is a class act. Hopefully they bite this winter between kids activities:-)
I assume you mean prostate and not the woody brush plant(prostrate). That said, you may die a horrible death as prostate cancer is one of the most common and most treatable cancers if caught early by a doctor touching it.