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<blockquote data-quote="Captain Ahab" data-source="post: 275644" data-attributes="member: 366">A few years back, I acquired a Plantar's wart.&nbsp; The thing had a mind and area code of its own.&nbsp; I tried all the OTC freeze stuff and treated pad stuff.&nbsp; That wart just laughed it off like like squirting water at a duck.&nbsp; I was told to go to the doctor, but I didn't feel like making an appointment and paying for it so I devised a plan.&nbsp; I ordered an Exacto knife, got some rubbing alcohol and some whiskey.&nbsp; I heated the Exacto knife with a small torch and dipped it in rubbing alcohol to sterilize the thing, took 3 shots of whiskey, waited for it to kick in and cut that SOB out of my foot.&nbsp; The bottom was about 1/3 inch down and I had a sizable crater in my foot.&nbsp; I then stuck the &quot;freeze&quot; pad in the crater to make damn sure Wartemer would not return like Chucky from Child's Play.&nbsp; It healed up great and Wartemer never saw the light of day again.The End.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Captain Ahab, post: 275644, member: 366"] A few years back, I acquired a Plantar's wart. The thing had a mind and area code of its own. I tried all the OTC freeze stuff and treated pad stuff. That wart just laughed it off like like squirting water at a duck. I was told to go to the doctor, but I didn't feel like making an appointment and paying for it so I devised a plan. I ordered an Exacto knife, got some rubbing alcohol and some whiskey. I heated the Exacto knife with a small torch and dipped it in rubbing alcohol to sterilize the thing, took 3 shots of whiskey, waited for it to kick in and cut that SOB out of my foot. The bottom was about 1/3 inch down and I had a sizable crater in my foot. I then stuck the "freeze" pad in the crater to make damn sure Wartemer would not return like Chucky from Child's Play. It healed up great and Wartemer never saw the light of day again. The End. [/QUOTE]

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