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<blockquote data-quote="SDMF" data-source="post: 198108" data-attributes="member: 412"><p>1. Beavers on the river are usually more fun than beavers that won't go to the river, so you've got that going for you.</p><p></p><p>2. Seems like "ice-up" might be a metaphor for marriage and open-water sniping the opposite of celibacy. </p><p></p><p>3. Getting beavers in the water sometimes requires men to do things they really don't want to do, like buying a pontoon.</p><p></p><p>4. There are pheromones that should alert you periodically to the warm weather opportunities. Never skip that.</p><p></p><p>5. If you go down the google rabbit hole, I think you can find beavers in search of trees at all hours, day or night.</p><p></p><p>6. Defenses: Credit card/student loan/car repair debt, ex-boyfriends, illegitimate children, children from previous marriages, ugly friends (AKA "The Grenade"), premature discussions regarding their biological clock are near the top.</p><p></p><p>7. Once freeze-up occurs, they seem immune to the tree, but, when they get a hankerin' for the tree, be nearby.</p><p></p><p>8. In low light, beavers can be anywhere. In times of desperate need, like when the line to the beaver bathroom is really long, you can find them in places you'd never think of, like the men's bathroom.</p><p></p><p>9. Leaving your neighbor to service the beaver seems like a good way to just give your house away to said neighbor.</p><p></p><p>10. Looking for open water during freeze-up is a certain way to ensure a much longer and more expensive freeze-up.</p><p></p><p>11. Beavers found unafraid at a lounge during freeze-up are either a trap or have become so familiar that you probably don't want anything to do with them anyway.</p><p></p><p>The above should just about kill any thought of politics in my future.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="SDMF, post: 198108, member: 412"] 1. Beavers on the river are usually more fun than beavers that won't go to the river, so you've got that going for you. 2. Seems like "ice-up" might be a metaphor for marriage and open-water sniping the opposite of celibacy. 3. Getting beavers in the water sometimes requires men to do things they really don't want to do, like buying a pontoon. 4. There are pheromones that should alert you periodically to the warm weather opportunities. Never skip that. 5. If you go down the google rabbit hole, I think you can find beavers in search of trees at all hours, day or night. 6. Defenses: Credit card/student loan/car repair debt, ex-boyfriends, illegitimate children, children from previous marriages, ugly friends (AKA "The Grenade"), premature discussions regarding their biological clock are near the top. 7. Once freeze-up occurs, they seem immune to the tree, but, when they get a hankerin' for the tree, be nearby. 8. In low light, beavers can be anywhere. In times of desperate need, like when the line to the beaver bathroom is really long, you can find them in places you'd never think of, like the men's bathroom. 9. Leaving your neighbor to service the beaver seems like a good way to just give your house away to said neighbor. 10. Looking for open water during freeze-up is a certain way to ensure a much longer and more expensive freeze-up. 11. Beavers found unafraid at a lounge during freeze-up are either a trap or have become so familiar that you probably don't want anything to do with them anyway. The above should just about kill any thought of politics in my future. [/QUOTE]
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