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<blockquote data-quote="KDM" data-source="post: 313147" data-attributes="member: 314"><p>Oh, let's see.......was filling fluids in the truck one day, got in a hurry, and put the windshield washer fluid in the oil and the oil in the washer fluid.&nbsp; In my defense, both were in gallon jugs.&nbsp; Forgot to put the lug nuts on one tire after rotating them.&nbsp; Hooked up the boat without locking the ball hitch and pulled it for a couple miles on just the safety chains.&nbsp; Cut the anchor rope with the prop when I forgot to pull it in and hit the throttle to go to another spot.&nbsp; Went on an opening day duck hunt to Jamestown area from fargon, slept in the truck so I could get an early start, and had everything I needed...except the gun, which was back at the house.&nbsp; Opened the garage door 3/4ths of the way, ducked to go in, forgot to carry in what I wanted, promptly turned around to go get it and smacked my head on the 3/4ths opened garage door.&nbsp; Got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, pitch black in the house so I was walking with my arms out like a zombie to feel for the open door....which I found when the door went right between my outstretched zombie arms and popped me square in the nose.&nbsp; Now I walk with crossed arms when I get up in the dark.&nbsp; Unfortunately, the list goes on, and on, and on.&nbsp; I'm fraught with dumbassery.</p></blockquote><p></p>

[QUOTE="KDM, post: 313147, member: 314"] Oh, let's see.......was filling fluids in the truck one day, got in a hurry, and put the windshield washer fluid in the oil and the oil in the washer fluid. In my defense, both were in gallon jugs. Forgot to put the lug nuts on one tire after rotating them. Hooked up the boat without locking the ball hitch and pulled it for a couple miles on just the safety chains. Cut the anchor rope with the prop when I forgot to pull it in and hit the throttle to go to another spot. Went on an opening day duck hunt to Jamestown area from fargon, slept in the truck so I could get an early start, and had everything I needed...except the gun, which was back at the house. Opened the garage door 3/4ths of the way, ducked to go in, forgot to carry in what I wanted, promptly turned around to go get it and smacked my head on the 3/4ths opened garage door. Got up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, pitch black in the house so I was walking with my arms out like a zombie to feel for the open door....which I found when the door went right between my outstretched zombie arms and popped me square in the nose. Now I walk with crossed arms when I get up in the dark. Unfortunately, the list goes on, and on, and on. I'm fraught with dumbassery. [/QUOTE]

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