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<blockquote data-quote="svnmag" data-source="post: 356133" data-attributes="member: 330"><p>^^^^<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" /> When you're at Denny's, etc order scrambled and don't drink from a straw. Also, if your server is a chick flirt with her and embarrass the dude you're eating with (quietly and not with family of course) with comments of him being on parole and how happy you are he's been talked out of transgender surgery...It makes for a fun meal and a few bruises on the shins. This is even fodder for ridicule as shin kicking is effeminate. Don't flirt with a dude server but still evoke a "WTF" look on his face and send him back to the kitchen laughing. These folks work hard and be sure to tip generously.</p><p></p><p> TANGENT: Servers should be paid a living wage and tips discouraged. They would still receive surreptitious tips and have an easier time "moving on" with acquired people skills.</p><p></p><p>Anyways: These are my tips for being straight after a night of raising hell with Pard #1 and more subdued with Pard#2: 1/2 are only ranked by meeting time. I truly do not GAF how you like your eggs.</p><p>Here's a random tune which recommends tequila as a hot weather beverage and chilled gin to remedy depression on the full album version:</p><p></p><p>[MEDIA=youtube]C8w9W6AsLlg[/MEDIA]</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="svnmag, post: 356133, member: 330"] ^^^^:) When you're at Denny's, etc order scrambled and don't drink from a straw. Also, if your server is a chick flirt with her and embarrass the dude you're eating with (quietly and not with family of course) with comments of him being on parole and how happy you are he's been talked out of transgender surgery...It makes for a fun meal and a few bruises on the shins. This is even fodder for ridicule as shin kicking is effeminate. Don't flirt with a dude server but still evoke a "WTF" look on his face and send him back to the kitchen laughing. These folks work hard and be sure to tip generously. TANGENT: Servers should be paid a living wage and tips discouraged. They would still receive surreptitious tips and have an easier time "moving on" with acquired people skills. Anyways: These are my tips for being straight after a night of raising hell with Pard #1 and more subdued with Pard#2: 1/2 are only ranked by meeting time. I truly do not GAF how you like your eggs. Here's a random tune which recommends tequila as a hot weather beverage and chilled gin to remedy depression on the full album version: [MEDIA=youtube]C8w9W6AsLlg[/MEDIA] [/QUOTE]
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