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<blockquote data-quote="snow1" data-source="post: 343309" data-attributes="member: 7725"><p>His essay from 1965 sure hits home today~</p><p></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">If I were the prince of darkness, I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'"></span></span><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">I’d have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — thee.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">So, I would set about however necessary to take over the United States.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">I’d subvert the churches first, and I would begin with a campaign of whispers.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: “Do as you please.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">To the young, I would whisper that the Bible is a myth. I would convince the children that man created God instead of the other way around. I’d confide that what’s bad is good and what’s good is square.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">And the old, I would teach to pray after me, “Our Father, which are in Washington …”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">Then, I’d get organized, I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">I’d peddle narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">If I were the devil, I’d soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves and nations at war with themselves until each, in its turn, was consumed.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">And with promises of higher ratings, I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellect but neglect to discipline emotions. I’d tell teachers to let those students run wild. And before you knew it, you’d have drug-sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">With a decade, I’d have prisons overflowing and judges promoting pornography. Soon, I would evict God from the courthouse and the schoolhouse and them from the houses of Congress.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">In his own churches, I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I’d lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls and church money.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">If I were the devil, I’d take from those who have and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">What’ll you bet I couldn’t get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich?</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">I’d convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun and that what you see on television is the way to be.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">And thus, I could undress you in public and lure you into bed with diseases for which there are no cures.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">In other words, if I were the devil, I’d just keep right on doing what he’s doing.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #3D3D3D"><span style="font-family: 'Roboto'">[Source: Harvey, Paul. “If I Were the Devil.” Reading Eagle. July 1, 1996.]</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="snow1, post: 343309, member: 7725"] His essay from 1965 sure hits home today~ [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]If I were the prince of darkness, I would want to engulf the whole world in darkness. [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]I’d have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I would not be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree — thee.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]So, I would set about however necessary to take over the United States.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]I’d subvert the churches first, and I would begin with a campaign of whispers.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]With the wisdom of a serpent, I would whisper to you as I whispered to Eve: “Do as you please.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]To the young, I would whisper that the Bible is a myth. I would convince the children that man created God instead of the other way around. I’d confide that what’s bad is good and what’s good is square.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]And the old, I would teach to pray after me, “Our Father, which are in Washington …”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]Then, I’d get organized, I’d educate authors in how to make lurid literature exciting so that anything else would appear dull and uninteresting.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]I’d peddle narcotics to whom I could. I’d sell alcohol to ladies and gentlemen of distinction. I’d tranquilize the rest with pills.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]If I were the devil, I’d soon have families at war with themselves, churches at war with themselves and nations at war with themselves until each, in its turn, was consumed.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]And with promises of higher ratings, I’d have mesmerizing media fanning the flames.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]If I were the devil, I would encourage schools to refine young intellect but neglect to discipline emotions. I’d tell teachers to let those students run wild. And before you knew it, you’d have drug-sniffing dogs and metal detectors at every schoolhouse door.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]With a decade, I’d have prisons overflowing and judges promoting pornography. Soon, I would evict God from the courthouse and the schoolhouse and them from the houses of Congress.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]In his own churches, I would substitute psychology for religion and deify science. I’d lure priests and pastors into misusing boys and girls and church money.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]If I were the devil, I’d take from those who have and give to those who wanted until I had killed the incentive of the ambitious.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]What’ll you bet I couldn’t get whole states to promote gambling as the way to get rich?[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]I’d convince the young that marriage is old-fashioned, that swinging is more fun and that what you see on television is the way to be.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]And thus, I could undress you in public and lure you into bed with diseases for which there are no cures.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto]In other words, if I were the devil, I’d just keep right on doing what he’s doing.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#3D3D3D][FONT=Roboto][Source: Harvey, Paul. “If I Were the Devil.” Reading Eagle. July 1, 1996.][/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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