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<blockquote data-quote="NDwalleyes" data-source="post: 274577" data-attributes="member: 218"><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his land,</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his bed,</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax the table,</span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">At which he's fed.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his tractor,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his mule,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Teach him taxes</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Are the rule.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his work,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his pay,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">He works for</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">peanuts anyway!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his cow,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his goat,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his pants,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his coat.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his ties,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his shirt,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his work,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his dirt.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his tobacco,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his drink,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax him if he</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tries to think.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his cigars,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his beers,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">If he cries</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his tears.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his car,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his gas,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Find other ways</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">To tax his ass.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax all he has</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then let him know</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">That you won't be done</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Till he has no dough.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">When he screams and hollers;</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then tax him some more,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax him till</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">He's good and sore.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Then tax his coffin,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax his grave,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Tax the sod in</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Which he's laid...</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Put these words</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Upon his tomb,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">'Taxes drove me</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">to my doom...'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">When he's gone,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Do not relax,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Its time to apply</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">The inheritance tax.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Accounts Receivable Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Building Permit Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">CDL license Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Cigarette Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Corporate Income Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Dog License Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Excise Taxes</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Federal Income Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Fishing License Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Food License Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Fuel Permit Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Gross Receipts Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Hunting License Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Inheritance Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Inventory Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Liquor Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Luxury Taxes</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Marriage License Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Medicare Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Personal Property Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Property Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Real Estate Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Service Charge Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Social Security Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Road Usage Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Recreational Vehicle Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Sales Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">School Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">State Income Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone Federal Excise Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone State and Local Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Telephone Usage Charge Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Utility Taxes</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Vehicle License Registration Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Vehicle Sales Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Watercraft Registration Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Well Permit Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Workers Compensation Tax</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!!</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit">---Charley Reese</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="color: #666666"><span style="font-family: inherit"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1D2129"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="NDwalleyes, post: 274577, member: 218"] [COLOR=#1D2129][FONT=Helvetica] [COLOR=#666666][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit]Tax his land,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his bed,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax the table,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit][FONT=inherit]At which he's fed.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his tractor,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his mule,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Teach him taxes[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Are the rule.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his work,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his pay,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]He works for[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]peanuts anyway![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his cow,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his goat,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his pants,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his coat.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his ties,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his shirt,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his work,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his dirt.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his tobacco,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his drink,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax him if he[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tries to think.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his cigars,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his beers,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]If he cries[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his tears.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his car,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his gas,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Find other ways[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]To tax his ass.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax all he has[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Then let him know[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]That you won't be done[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Till he has no dough.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]When he screams and hollers;[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Then tax him some more,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax him till[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]He's good and sore.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Then tax his coffin,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax his grave,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Tax the sod in[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Which he's laid...[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Put these words[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Upon his tomb,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]'Taxes drove me[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]to my doom...'[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]When he's gone,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Do not relax,[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Its time to apply[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]The inheritance tax.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Accounts Receivable Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Building Permit Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]CDL license Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Cigarette Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Corporate Income Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Dog License Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Excise Taxes[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Federal Income Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Fishing License Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Food License Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Fuel Permit Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Gross Receipts Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Hunting License Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Inheritance Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Inventory Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Liquor Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Luxury Taxes[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Marriage License Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Medicare Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Personal Property Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Property Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Real Estate Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Service Charge Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Social Security Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Road Usage Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Recreational Vehicle Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Sales Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]School Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]State Income Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone Federal Excise Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone State and Local Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Telephone Usage Charge Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Utility Taxes[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Vehicle License Registration Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Vehicle Sales Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Watercraft Registration Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Well Permit Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Workers Compensation Tax[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was the most prosperous in the world.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]What in the heck happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'[/FONT] [FONT=inherit]I hope this goes around THE USA at least 545 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]GO AHEAD. . . BE AN AMERICAN!!![/FONT] [FONT=inherit]---Charley Reese[/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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