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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 158809" data-attributes="member: 328"><p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> [FONT=&quot] <span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Frozen Crabs and The Blonde Flight Attendant</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what would happen to her</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">If she let them thaw out.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Raise your hand?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">Not one hand went up... So she took them home and ate them.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">There are two lessons here:</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="color: #008000">1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> <span style="color: #008000">2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"> </span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Calibri'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Helvetica'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'HelveticaNeue'"><span style="font-family: 'Courier 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[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 158809, member: 328"] [INDENT] [FONT=Arial][FONT=Arial][SIZE=2] [INDENT][FONT=Helvetica][SIZE=2] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT="] [FONT=Courier New] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=Calibri] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [FONT=HelveticaNeue] [COLOR=#008000]Frozen Crabs and The Blonde Flight Attendant A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and Asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and Promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was Holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an Arrogant manner that he was a lawyer and threatened what would happen to her If she let them thaw out. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the Entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please Raise your hand?" Not one hand went up... So she took them home and ate them. There are two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are[/COLOR] [COLOR=#008000]2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think[/COLOR] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/FONT] [/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2] [/SIZE][/INDENT][/SIZE][/FONT][SIZE=2][INDENT][/INDENT] [/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/QUOTE]
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