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<blockquote data-quote="Reprobait" data-source="post: 221748" data-attributes="member: 777">If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do?&nbsp;You may opt for Medicare Part G.&nbsp;<ul>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">You may then shoot one worthless politician.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">This&nbsp; means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you&nbsp; will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating&nbsp; and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you&nbsp; need.</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great.&nbsp; Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart?&nbsp; They are all covered!</li>
<li data-xf-list-type="ul">As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now!</li>
</ul>And, who will be paying for all of this? The&nbsp; same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into&nbsp; a nursing home.&nbsp; And you will get rid of a useless politician while you&nbsp; are at it.&nbsp;And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!&nbsp;Is this a great country or what?</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Reprobait, post: 221748, member: 777"] [B]If you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself[/B] and need Long-Term Care, but the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you, what do you do? [B]You may opt for Medicare Part G.[/B] [LIST] [*]The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. [*]You may then shoot one worthless politician. [*]This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the health care you need. [*]Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered! [*]As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! [/LIST] [B]And, who will be paying for all of this? [/B]The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politician while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes! [I][B]Is this a great country or what?[/B][/I] [/QUOTE]

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