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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 223193" data-attributes="member: 328"><p></p><p><span style="color: #1A1A1A"><span style="font-family: 'raleway'">Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1A1A1A"><span style="font-family: 'raleway'">“She did and said, ‘These are too big I can’t wear them.’I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.” “Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1A1A1A"><span style="font-family: 'raleway'">On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here – try these on.” She tried them on and said, “These are too large.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1A1A1A"><span style="font-family: 'raleway'">They don’t fit me.” Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that “Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1A1A1A"><span style="font-family: 'raleway'">She said, Here – you try on mine.” He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #1A1A1A"><span style="font-family: 'raleway'">Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude,you never will.”</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 223193, member: 328"] [FONT=calibri][/FONT] [COLOR=#1A1A1A][FONT=raleway]Mike was going to be married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat. He said, “Mike, let me tell you something On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite I took off my pants, handed them to your mother, and said, ‘Here – try these on.’[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1A1A1A][FONT=raleway]“She did and said, ‘These are too big I can’t wear them.’I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we have never had any problems.” “Hmmm,” said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1A1A1A][FONT=raleway]On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, “Here – try these on.” She tried them on and said, “These are too large.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1A1A1A][FONT=raleway]They don’t fit me.” Mike said, “Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that “Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1A1A1A][FONT=raleway]She said, Here – you try on mine.” He did and said, “I can’t get into your pants.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#1A1A1A][FONT=raleway]Karen said, “Exactly. And if you don’t change your smart ass attitude,you never will.”[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=calibri][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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