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<blockquote data-quote="ndbwhunter" data-source="post: 68728" data-attributes="member: 1288"><p>There really is no standard or set of rules regarding office flatulence. Really just depends on whether or not you're ashamed of your gas. I work in an office with about 250 people, and some are easily offended by the odor released from a mans ass. Personally, I use the crop dust technique. There are a number of hallways and rooms to duck into while the smell spreads throughout the area. Once the smell dissipates, it is safe to return to normal business.</p><p></p><p>On the other hand, there is one guy that I work with that has no shame and will let one go every chance he gets. Now, this is in an office that employs nearly 90% women. The reactions that he gets can be interesting.</p><p></p><p>Are there any standards of etiquette regarding the staking out of occupied bathroom stalls? At times, many of the mens bathroom stalls will be at full capacity. Upon entering a bathroom in which there are no vacant stalls, do you wait it out in hopes that they are almost done, exit the bathroom and find a suitable location to cross your legs and hold it, or run for the next bathroom?</p><p></p><p>One particular instance, I had just entered the stall and had not even begun to destroy the toilet. I hear the bathroom door open, and a painful sigh of disbelief. I was expecting the person to leave, but nope, he stood there until I was done. I could hear him grunting and lightly moaning the entire time. He must have been past the option of exiting the bathroom to find a suitable location to hold it.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ndbwhunter, post: 68728, member: 1288"] There really is no standard or set of rules regarding office flatulence. Really just depends on whether or not you're ashamed of your gas. I work in an office with about 250 people, and some are easily offended by the odor released from a mans ass. Personally, I use the crop dust technique. There are a number of hallways and rooms to duck into while the smell spreads throughout the area. Once the smell dissipates, it is safe to return to normal business. On the other hand, there is one guy that I work with that has no shame and will let one go every chance he gets. Now, this is in an office that employs nearly 90% women. The reactions that he gets can be interesting. Are there any standards of etiquette regarding the staking out of occupied bathroom stalls? At times, many of the mens bathroom stalls will be at full capacity. Upon entering a bathroom in which there are no vacant stalls, do you wait it out in hopes that they are almost done, exit the bathroom and find a suitable location to cross your legs and hold it, or run for the next bathroom? One particular instance, I had just entered the stall and had not even begun to destroy the toilet. I hear the bathroom door open, and a painful sigh of disbelief. I was expecting the person to leave, but nope, he stood there until I was done. I could hear him grunting and lightly moaning the entire time. He must have been past the option of exiting the bathroom to find a suitable location to hold it. [/QUOTE]
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