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<blockquote data-quote="Sub_Elect" data-source="post: 68784" data-attributes="member: 1014">I must admit this story was not about me, it involved a friend of my parents, but it needs to be told. My my parents friend, we will refer to him as John, was down in Cozumel. He was poolside drinking daquerys or some other sweet island drink all morning. After a bunch of these sweet overly alchoholic beverages his severe gut rot was too much to hold in. He staggered to his feet and made his way across the sweltering poolside surface.In his inebriated state, John mistook the men's sign at the bathroom enterance for the women's. He quickly found a thrown to go about relieving his churning stomach. As he sat there and farted, and pooped, and farted some more. The whole act was hilarious to him, and the more he farted the more he giggled, the more he giggled the more he farted until he was empty. When john was coming out of the stall he noticed, huddled in the corner, a couple spring break going college girls. John looked at the two women, and without breaking a smile, slured out. Did you hear the woman in the stall next to me!I heard the story some time ago and still find it hilarious. Not really office etiquette, but funny none the less.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Sub_Elect, post: 68784, member: 1014"] I must admit this story was not about me, it involved a friend of my parents, but it needs to be told. My my parents friend, we will refer to him as John, was down in Cozumel. He was poolside drinking daquerys or some other sweet island drink all morning. After a bunch of these sweet overly alchoholic beverages his severe gut rot was too much to hold in. He staggered to his feet and made his way across the sweltering poolside surface. In his inebriated state, John mistook the men's sign at the bathroom enterance for the women's. He quickly found a thrown to go about relieving his churning stomach. As he sat there and farted, and pooped, and farted some more. The whole act was hilarious to him, and the more he farted the more he giggled, the more he giggled the more he farted until he was empty. When john was coming out of the stall he noticed, huddled in the corner, a couple spring break going college girls. John looked at the two women, and without breaking a smile, slured out. Did you hear the woman in the stall next to me! I heard the story some time ago and still find it hilarious. Not really office etiquette, but funny none the less. [/QUOTE]

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