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Message: <blockquote data-quote="Ristorapper" data-source="post: 290655" data-attributes="member: 810">Damn, I couldn't get to sleep after posting the above.  I think maybe my neighbor and the wife might be in cahoots with my drinking problem.  Let me explain.Was it 4-5, maybe 6 years ago (see above post) that this son of a bitch moved into the neighborhood.  Coincidience?   He's an RPN (reg. practical nurse).  He works for/with a urologist at one of the hospitals.   My wife and him are both in the medical field.  They talk alot, all professional it seems when i listen in, about the medical field.  Anyway is it possible that these two come up with some kind of concoction that will make my prostate swell up and stay that way so I can't have more than a couple drinks????  That bastage!!!!  I came up with this a bit ago after posting the above post and couldn't get to sleep over the thought of it.  How do I prove it???Speaking of urologists.  Are they the low scum of the earth like I tend to think they are.  Sorry, you may think I don't like my neighbor.  I don't.. Long story about him putting fence right down the property line/pouring concrete apron onto my/city property and being a urologist helper.  Bastage.  Anyway.Now I have appointments with urologists because of this 'not being able to empty my bladder' bullshit.  First urologist I go to seems like a descent enough older guy.  The usual PSA test followed by a follow up and drugs.   Next appointment maybe another year later, the urologist I had no longer in town.  New guy and who the hell out of complete stangers do you pick to look at you dick/prostate????  My wife, like I say is in the medical field (retired now).  Her profession was medical transcription.  She of course types dictation from doctors within her hospital so she has to have some recommendations.  One is from the Middle east and the other is new, a doc my wife says is jewish, from New York.  I flip a coin and the little doctor not named Muhammad wins. (You know better than that, no coin flip was involved).  This little bastage with a nose bigger than my dick has the gall to ask me if I'm circumcised or not.  Fuckin' idiot.   Let me explain.  Everytime I ever remember having an appointment with a male doctor knowing he is gonnna be looking at the family jewels, Harley likes to disappear.  I sit there for two weeks knowing full well i have an appointment with a urologist and every day that appointment gets closer, my dick gets smaller and smaller and gone!!  Which reminds me.  Urologists.  They are perfectly capable to study the female anatomy as well as the male anatomy and become a gynocologist just as easily as a urologist????  Aren't they?  What the fuck makes them want to look at weiners the rest of their lives.  That's what gives me the heebie jeebies about all this man wanting to look at my package.  IT's embarassing or at least uncomfortable.  Hell, my frickin' neighbor talking to my wife, I can't stand it.  I can't stand him looking at me, sizing me up or whatever urologists do????  Uncomfortable.   I gotta sneak away when we talk to him.  Let the wife talk to him.    Damn those two are in Cahoots.  They have to had planned this.   BastagesAnyway little big nose Jew man urologist wants me back to see my weiner again after medication in two weeks.  Discovers another oddity with jewels and orders an ultrasound of left (Hello) testicle area.   WHAT the F???  I told that little bastage that I was born with that, my little german family doctor (could never understand his english, real German) told me all about it when I was doing sport physicals all my jr. high and high school life.  So more appointments with another complete stranger not only handling my junk but rubbing jelly on it and taking pictures I suppose for the doctor to look at.  I walk into the examing room and have a male gonna do the ultrasound.  FAWK!!!  Please God have some mercy.  That exam took all of 7-8 minutes, felt like and hour.  He asked me when I had my penis removed?   NO!  No!  he didn't, just kidding. Harley just shrinks away cause he don't like guys looking at him.  Little Jew asked if I had any children and he was suprised I did because of the huge vericose veins in the left (hello) sack. Nothing wrong with the right (goodbye) sack.  I said yes Doc, I have three wonderful children and its all a fault of a fellow urologist of yours, because he told me I'd be sterile with that monster in the left sack. "Why didn't you quit after one," he said??? FUCK YOU!!!! I hate urologists.  I've had this problem (emptying bladder) ongoing now for 5-6 years and just deal with it.  Medical schools should demand all urologists be female as well as their helpers and all gynocologists be female as well as their helpers (my wife's opinion). I'd be making a hell of a lot more appointments trying to get a solution to this problem.  I failed to mention little Jew wanted me to come in and have a flow/velocity test done as well.   I told that little bastard I don't have a flow problem during your working hours.  The flow problem is when I have to piss at 6am when you are not open.  Why don't they listen. I think he just wanted to drum up more business for the hospital.  I think he was gone within the year.Did I say I hate urologists? They are like psychologists.  Here one day and gone the next and I think it is because of the work they do; most of 'em anyway.</blockquote>

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