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<blockquote data-quote="svnmag" data-source="post: 380296" data-attributes="member: 330">I've triggered it about five times in the last twenty years.&nbsp; I actually fainted once (ONE beer) when I thought I could &quot;gut&quot; getting off the&nbsp; cold bathroom floor and back to the 1st or 2nd season of Pawn Stars.&nbsp; I face planted right before I could get on the couch.&nbsp; The impact actually woke me up and I laid there (couch) for a few hours with an empty, painful rumbling gut.After a few Yoplait's w/Grape Nuts I was able to drink beers in the basement and post nonsense on FBO:&nbsp; The biggest offender for me is common black pepper.&nbsp; I'm afraid of it like whiskey and motorcycles.&nbsp; I've fucked myself once with wings and twice with my own cooking.&nbsp;&nbsp; Beware:&nbsp; If enough of it is used to produce &quot;heat&quot; it can become a gastronomical demon.Here's a soothing bathroom floor tune.&nbsp; If you've seen the most recent &quot;Vacation&quot; it may also release &quot;humor endorphins&quot;.&nbsp; While cold; the floor in front of the shitter is NOT a good place:[MEDIA=youtube]MsW8rXPcnM0[/MEDIA]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="svnmag, post: 380296, member: 330"] I've triggered it about five times in the last twenty years. I actually fainted once (ONE beer) when I thought I could "gut" getting off the cold bathroom floor and back to the 1st or 2nd season of Pawn Stars. I face planted right before I could get on the couch. The impact actually woke me up and I laid there (couch) for a few hours with an empty, painful rumbling gut. After a few Yoplait's w/Grape Nuts I was able to drink beers in the basement and post nonsense on FBO: The biggest offender for me is [B]common black pepper[/B]. I'm afraid of it like whiskey and motorcycles. I've fucked myself once with wings and twice with my own cooking. Beware: If enough of it is used to produce "heat" it can become a gastronomical demon. Here's a soothing bathroom floor tune. If you've seen the most recent "Vacation" it may also release "humor endorphins". While cold; the floor in front of the shitter is NOT a good place: [MEDIA=youtube]MsW8rXPcnM0[/MEDIA] [/QUOTE]

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