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<blockquote data-quote="Vollmer" data-source="post: 38758" data-attributes="member: 8014"><p>Ok, so today is my wifes birthday. Nice guy that I am, I wish her a happy birthday in the morning as I leave for work. </p><p></p><p>Then, I decide to wish her bday on facebook. Public showings of affection makes a womans drawers wet. I figure win win. She will like it and I got a shot of liking it later <img class="smilie smilie--emoji" loading="lazy" alt="😎" title="Smiling face with sunglasses :sunglasses:" src="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/joypixels/assets/6.6/png/unicode/64/1f60e.png" data-shortname=":sunglasses:" /></p><p></p><p>Here was the post. </p><p></p><p>Me:</p><p>Happy birthday to my lovely wife. Youuuu smell terrific. </p><p></p><p>Quick and to the point, with a dash of humor at the end. I nailed it!</p><p></p><p>She replies:</p><p>Justin? What?</p><p></p><p>I reply: </p><p>I like your musk</p><p></p><p>I laugh easily, and at this point I'm laughing so hard I can barely keep the car on the road. I assume she is as well. Kuddos me. Laughing also gets them drawers wet. Win win again?</p><p></p><p>I then get a phone call. Wife not happy. She thinks that people will assume she smells funny, or something. </p><p></p><p>Mind ... Blown</p><p>(Not what I thought would get blown out of this, but I digress)</p><p></p><p>In her defense she got about 3 hours of sleep due to getting called into work last night. </p><p></p><p>Usually she pummels me in the comedy wars. She is a true gem, and I mean that. </p><p></p><p>Sooooooo, was I an idiot here? Or do I just chalk this up as a slight moment of coo coo ?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Vollmer, post: 38758, member: 8014"] Ok, so today is my wifes birthday. Nice guy that I am, I wish her a happy birthday in the morning as I leave for work. Then, I decide to wish her bday on facebook. Public showings of affection makes a womans drawers wet. I figure win win. She will like it and I got a shot of liking it later 😎 Here was the post. Me: Happy birthday to my lovely wife. Youuuu smell terrific. Quick and to the point, with a dash of humor at the end. I nailed it! She replies: Justin? What? I reply: I like your musk I laugh easily, and at this point I'm laughing so hard I can barely keep the car on the road. I assume she is as well. Kuddos me. Laughing also gets them drawers wet. Win win again? I then get a phone call. Wife not happy. She thinks that people will assume she smells funny, or something. Mind ... Blown (Not what I thought would get blown out of this, but I digress) In her defense she got about 3 hours of sleep due to getting called into work last night. Usually she pummels me in the comedy wars. She is a true gem, and I mean that. Sooooooo, was I an idiot here? Or do I just chalk this up as a slight moment of coo coo ? [/QUOTE]
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