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<blockquote data-quote="KDM" data-source="post: 205221" data-attributes="member: 314"><p>Best one I've ever heard COST me 50 bucks!!! When I was an E-3 and in tech school, a buddy bet each of us (there were 14 of us in our posse) that within 10 minutes of walking into this bar, he'd be having sex. We all, of course, threw the BS flag and got out our cash. He matched each bet on the spot and a neutral party held the wampum. This SOB walked into the bar, walked right over to the first table that contained just women and said........"Good Evening ladies, my name is Steve, I'm 21 years old, in the military, physically fit, and have no baggage. Would any of you fine looking ladies like to have sex with me?" The woman across the table asked him to turn around, which he did and then to our amazement, SAID SURE!!!!!! They proceeded out to the van hand in hand and got busy. The official buzzer sounded at about 4 FRIGGIN MINUTES when the van started rockin'!! I will NEVER forget that one........EVER!!! I guess the direct approach has some merit sometimes.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="KDM, post: 205221, member: 314"] Best one I've ever heard COST me 50 bucks!!! When I was an E-3 and in tech school, a buddy bet each of us (there were 14 of us in our posse) that within 10 minutes of walking into this bar, he'd be having sex. We all, of course, threw the BS flag and got out our cash. He matched each bet on the spot and a neutral party held the wampum. This SOB walked into the bar, walked right over to the first table that contained just women and said........"Good Evening ladies, my name is Steve, I'm 21 years old, in the military, physically fit, and have no baggage. Would any of you fine looking ladies like to have sex with me?" The woman across the table asked him to turn around, which he did and then to our amazement, SAID SURE!!!!!! They proceeded out to the van hand in hand and got busy. The official buzzer sounded at about 4 FRIGGIN MINUTES when the van started rockin'!! I will NEVER forget that one........EVER!!! I guess the direct approach has some merit sometimes. [/QUOTE]
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