I have just ordered you a "Jason" style hockey mask for Christmas SVN, only it will be hot pink instead of white. I figured it would help you greatly in future endeavors such as this.
I ended up inviting everyone in for coffee and a few more. We all had a good laugh. Nectarines make special Holiday friends. This one cop chick couldn't get enough of my nipple circles. She sent a picture to her naughty grandmother.