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<blockquote data-quote="Fritz the Cat" data-source="post: 108049" data-attributes="member: 605"><p>That guy Dewey could take any bland story and make it hilarious. He used to be part owner in a feedlot in Nebraska. The cattle market was very iffy. An old buyer stopped by and made an offer. Dewey figured the buyer low balled him so he told him, "before he would sell for that price he would eat every one of those sons-a-bitches with a loaf of bread." </p><p></p><p>The market turned ugly into a blood letting. One day Dewey was in a bad mood feeding those over weight fats some high priced feed. Dewey said a Cadillac with long horns on the hood drove in and that fat old cattle buyer threw a loaf of bread out the window. Dewey said at least that mofo knew enough to keep the motor running. </p><p></p><p>Dewey cracked me up.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Fritz the Cat, post: 108049, member: 605"] That guy Dewey could take any bland story and make it hilarious. He used to be part owner in a feedlot in Nebraska. The cattle market was very iffy. An old buyer stopped by and made an offer. Dewey figured the buyer low balled him so he told him, "before he would sell for that price he would eat every one of those sons-a-bitches with a loaf of bread." The market turned ugly into a blood letting. One day Dewey was in a bad mood feeding those over weight fats some high priced feed. Dewey said a Cadillac with long horns on the hood drove in and that fat old cattle buyer threw a loaf of bread out the window. Dewey said at least that mofo knew enough to keep the motor running. Dewey cracked me up. [/QUOTE]
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