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<blockquote data-quote="Zogman" data-source="post: 179429" data-attributes="member: 328"><p>Never underestimate the us old folks!</p><p></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="color: #000000"> </span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"> <span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"> <p style="margin-left: 20px"> <span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> A retired older couple returned to a Ranger Boat dealership where the salesman has just sold the boat they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that boat till we raised the $95,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. and if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model."</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly.</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"> </span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000">Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the boat keys to the old man. "There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day."</span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></p></span></span></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"></p></p> <p style="margin-left: 20px"></span></span></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></p><p style="margin-left: 20px"><span style="color: #000000"></p><p></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Zogman, post: 179429, member: 328"] Never underestimate the us old folks! [COLOR=#000000] [INDENT] [COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR] [COLOR=#0000ff][FONT=Georgia] [INDENT] [FONT=Arial][SIZE=2][COLOR=#000000] A retired older couple returned to a Ranger Boat dealership where the salesman has just sold the boat they had been interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top. The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply, "Young man, I thought you said you would hold that boat till we raised the $95,000 asking price. Yet I just overheard you closed the deal for $75,000 to the lovely young lady there. and if I remember right, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model." The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water. "well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn't need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?", replied the grinning salesman sheepishly. Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the boat keys to the old man. "There you go," she said. "I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price. See you later Dad, Happy Father's day." [/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/INDENT] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/INDENT] [/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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