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<blockquote data-quote="Toby2" data-source="post: 42938" data-attributes="member: 290">Oh come on, it was a metaphor <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite9" alt=":eek:" title="Eek!&nbsp; &nbsp; :eek:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":eek:" />&nbsp; It's like a fishing report, I caught a 19lb walleye several days ago on some no name lake but didn't get an exact measurement and the battery on my fish scale died so I had to estimate on the smaller side of course.&nbsp; Then I went to take the picture but realized that my damn phone fell in the water after I was fighting said fish.&nbsp; My GF of 2 weeks decided to take the picture but deleted soon after because she had so many uploads of pics to the cloud that she needed the space.&nbsp; She said oh those are so yucky anyways.&nbsp; So I got rid of said GF and bought a new phone and in the process bought a small video recorder to come with me instead of a woman so I could capture said fishing adventures.&nbsp; All of the sudden there was so much dead quiet space, I wasn't catching anything for at least a month.&nbsp; Low and behold I got pissed and went to the bar to stroke my ego a bit.&nbsp; Met new girlfriend and started catching fish again, lots and lots of fish.&nbsp; She started to get mad because I was gone all the time so I took her with just that one time...she told me that I was doing it all wrong and that is where the fight started.&nbsp; Only one of us came back in the boat dry.&nbsp; Guess I have never really heard from her again.&nbsp; I was never really that good at swimming.&nbsp; Man, I have to say this though, the fishing was good!&nbsp; Never forgot the fishing.&nbsp; This is all ::: just so everyone knows.&nbsp; Was fun just to free type again.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="Toby2, post: 42938, member: 290"] Oh come on, it was a metaphor :eek: It's like a fishing report, I caught a 19lb walleye several days ago on some no name lake but didn't get an exact measurement and the battery on my fish scale died so I had to estimate on the smaller side of course. Then I went to take the picture but realized that my damn phone fell in the water after I was fighting said fish. My GF of 2 weeks decided to take the picture but deleted soon after because she had so many uploads of pics to the cloud that she needed the space. She said oh those are so yucky anyways. So I got rid of said GF and bought a new phone and in the process bought a small video recorder to come with me instead of a woman so I could capture said fishing adventures. All of the sudden there was so much dead quiet space, I wasn't catching anything for at least a month. Low and behold I got pissed and went to the bar to stroke my ego a bit. Met new girlfriend and started catching fish again, lots and lots of fish. She started to get mad because I was gone all the time so I took her with just that one time...she told me that I was doing it all wrong and that is where the fight started. Only one of us came back in the boat dry. Guess I have never really heard from her again. I was never really that good at swimming. Man, I have to say this though, the fishing was good! Never forgot the fishing. This is all ::: just so everyone knows. Was fun just to free type again. [/QUOTE]

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