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<blockquote data-quote="JayKay" data-source="post: 263563" data-attributes="member: 324"><p>All I can say is: Holy Crap. You were probably 1" of water away from breaking your neck. An inch shallower, and...</p><p></p><p><span style="color: silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">- - - Updated - - -</span></span></p><p></p><p>In my early 20's, one summer night, some friends and I left a party in N Bismarck. Three in the cab, and my pal and I in the box. I'm sitting back by the tailgate.</p><p></p><p>I'm barefoot, because I'm always barefoot.</p><p></p><p>My buddy is leaning against the back of the cab, and he slurs "Jaykay, c'mere", so I stand straight up. We're going about 25mph.</p><p></p><p>Took one step, and went over the side of the bed, on the driver's side. Driver keeps going. I managed to grab the side of the bed, and hang on. My legs are kicking up against the tire, which tears a few inches off the bottom of my jeans. Finally my buddy pounds on the window hard enough for the driver to look in his sideview mirror and see me flapping along behind his door. I was laughing, but getting tired of hanging on, and was about to let go. Might have been a bad idea.</p><p></p><p>They stop, I crawl back into the bed, my pal is laughing so hard, he pukes on my legs. Later, we stop at his place, and with a hose, I wash the gravel out of my foot. My foot doesn't hurt, because of the Hot 100 that I've replaced my blood supply with. But I can feel it crackling when I'm walking around.</p><p></p><p>Next morning I was in a cast, with two broken bones in my foot.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="JayKay, post: 263563, member: 324"] All I can say is: Holy Crap. You were probably 1" of water away from breaking your neck. An inch shallower, and... [COLOR="silver"][SIZE=1]- - - Updated - - -[/SIZE][/COLOR] In my early 20's, one summer night, some friends and I left a party in N Bismarck. Three in the cab, and my pal and I in the box. I'm sitting back by the tailgate. I'm barefoot, because I'm always barefoot. My buddy is leaning against the back of the cab, and he slurs "Jaykay, c'mere", so I stand straight up. We're going about 25mph. Took one step, and went over the side of the bed, on the driver's side. Driver keeps going. I managed to grab the side of the bed, and hang on. My legs are kicking up against the tire, which tears a few inches off the bottom of my jeans. Finally my buddy pounds on the window hard enough for the driver to look in his sideview mirror and see me flapping along behind his door. I was laughing, but getting tired of hanging on, and was about to let go. Might have been a bad idea. They stop, I crawl back into the bed, my pal is laughing so hard, he pukes on my legs. Later, we stop at his place, and with a hose, I wash the gravel out of my foot. My foot doesn't hurt, because of the Hot 100 that I've replaced my blood supply with. But I can feel it crackling when I'm walking around. Next morning I was in a cast, with two broken bones in my foot. [/QUOTE]
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