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<blockquote data-quote="svnmag" data-source="post: 351740" data-attributes="member: 330">I was attempting to have a bowel movement and accidently got a beer bottle stuck in my lower intestine.&nbsp; A ND State Police Wildlife Division Officer was finally able to get me to the ER at 3am.&nbsp; Be careful out there.&nbsp; You never know.&nbsp; Another time in 3A4 I was lured into a barn by a farmer's daughter and her hot 3rd cousin.&nbsp; They made me spread hay while they spread each other.&nbsp; When the farmer caught us he lost his shit.&nbsp; He said behind the barrel of a shotgun I was &quot;lucky we weren't in Utah&quot; or he'd make me marry them both.&nbsp; He forced me at gunpoint to spank the girls with a girdle then escorted me off the farm on a dogsled. I was admonished of applying Bag Balm and various additional ointments on his wife should I return.I felt this to be weird.&nbsp; [ATTACH=full]54469[/ATTACH][ATTACH=full]54470[/ATTACH]</blockquote>

[QUOTE="svnmag, post: 351740, member: 330"] I was attempting to have a bowel movement and accidently got a beer bottle stuck in my lower intestine. A ND State Police Wildlife Division Officer was finally able to get me to the ER at 3am. Be careful out there. You never know. Another time in 3A4 I was lured into a barn by a farmer's daughter and her hot 3rd cousin. They made me spread hay while they spread each other. When the farmer caught us he lost his shit. He said behind the barrel of a shotgun I was "lucky we weren't in Utah" or he'd make me marry them both. He forced me at gunpoint to spank the girls with a girdle then escorted me off the farm on a dogsled. I was admonished of applying Bag Balm and various additional ointments on his wife should I return. I felt this to be weird. [ATTACH type="full"]54469[/ATTACH] [ATTACH type="full"]54470[/ATTACH] [/QUOTE]

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