Nudist resort?

[snow1]

Off another O/D site in minn.this couple log's on looking for a nudist resort....honest....I thought of Peter Sellers movie "shot in the dark" scene when he(sellers) as a dectective went to this resort looking for a bad guy,funny shit,thought this person posting for a nudist resort was just a troll,turned out legit then she posted her pic.

Figured juanr would like this pic,I know I do,would like to see more....

 

[MuskyManiac]

Hedonism in Jamaca for full-on nudity. There is some topless pool resort stuff in Vegas.

 

[JayKay]

In the late 80's, I spent a little time in Costa Del Sol, on the southern coast of Spain. Clothing optional at the beaches there, and even somewhat at the hotels.

As a 17 yr old male, I liked SOME of what I saw. Be careful what you wish for. Some was great, but more was retina-searing, unforgettable, bleached-cornea-inducing badness.

This was nearly 35 years ago, and I remember some of it like it was yesterday. I remember the bad, more clearly than the good.

Yuck.

 

[shorthairman]

Jay...thanks for the laugh...needed that!

 

[Rowdie]

In the late 80's, I spent a little time in Costa Del Sol, on the southern coast of Spain. Clothing optional at the beaches there, and even somewhat at the hotels.

As a 17 yr old male, I liked SOME of what I saw. Be careful what you wish for. Some was great, but more was retina-searing, unforgettable, bleached-cornea-inducing badness.

This was nearly 35 years ago, and I remember some of it like it was yesterday. I remember the bad, more clearly than the good.

Yuck.

YUP!! Kinda like Sturgis, and the Glencoe campground. Naked Grampa and saggy nuts hanging low in a golf cart is an image I cant erase. Was also in Germany in 83. It wasn't that the beaches were nude, but there was no changing rooms. I guess there were a few people topless but again, be careful what you think you may want.

 

[johnr]

YUP!! Kinda like Sturgis, and the Glencoe campground. Naked Grampa and saggy nuts hanging low in a golf cart is an image I cant erase. Was also in Germany in 83. It wasn't that the beaches were nude, but there was no changing rooms. I guess there were a few people topless but again, be careful what you think you may want.

Yup, first hand Glencoe knowledge, some (very little) was playboy quality, some (most) was not.

when a woman's 3 belly rolls are far past her cleavage roll, it needs to be covered

 

[guywhofishes]

I always wondered what it's like to have a public boner. Enlighten us you heathens.

 

[MathewsZman]

I always wondered what it's like to have a boner. Enlighten us you heathens.

Fixed it for ya .

 

[guywhofishes]

Sigh. The gig is up.

-galwhofishesII

 

[Jiffy]

sildenafil.....

 

[Captain Ahab]

I always wondered what it's like to have a public boner. Enlighten us you heathens.

If you're a grower instead of a show 'er. Might as well.

 

[guywhofishes]

If you're a grower instead of a show 'er. Might as well.

ha - heard that one for the first time just the other day

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[Jigaman]

I always wondered what it's like to have a public boner. Enlighten us you heathens.

It's hard, sometimes.

 

[sl1000794]

It's hard, sometimes.

The good thing about it is you can carry 2 bagels and 2 cups of coffee to your table for breakfast in the morning!!!

 

[Rut2much]

In jigaman's case it's 1 mini donut and a hollowed out shot glass of espresso.

 

[sl1000794]

In jigaman's case it's 1 mini donut and a hollowed out shot glass of espresso.

Not sure how you know that nor do I want to know!!!

 

[db-2]

I was in Mexico years ago and at that resort a lot of the ladies were topless.

I would say 99.9% looked great. In fact, enjoy looking at them all. db

 

[Allen]

Having spent a little time on the beaches of Thailand, I too would recommend keeping one's expectations in check.

 

[Captain Ahab]

Having spent a little time on the beaches of Thailand, I too would recommend keeping one's expectations in check.

Your boner?

 

[tikkalover]

https://youtu.be/rVCPrQ1nZZE?t=33