Genetically modified Chinese boneless carp. What could go wrong? I guess I would've picked northern to genetically debone because I can't get those sum bitchin' y-bones out to save my life....
https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/chineses-scientists-create-boneless-carp/
https://www.fieldandstream.com/conservation/chineses-scientists-create-boneless-carp/