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  1. johnr

    Safe Space...

    I need an angry space
  2. johnr

    Boat insurance

    I sell boat insurance, and have used my boat policy on 2 different occasions. Well worth the couple hundo a yr it cost me.
  3. johnr

    Getting old sucks!!!

    Physically I am like a chubby 30 yr old, but my eyesight is starting to fade. As the day goes on it seems I can’t read small print, low light makes things blend together, and seems my pecker shrunk...haha
  4. johnr

    Let that sink in!

    I once had a chiropractor tell me that if I was a doctor like him I would understand, always rubbed me the wrong way. As this particular back cracker didn't know me or my education, but was very put off of my support of vaccinations for children. Liberal professors remind me of this particular dink.
  5. johnr

    Players Championship

    If tiger was a fisherman he would pull bottom bouncers
  6. johnr

    B. Lumpkin

    I like cheese
  7. johnr

    Help with skag!?

    I bolted on a skag guard when I busted mine off. 3 yrs later it’s still working fine
  8. johnr

    Kurt's secret

    Try wearing a pink thong
  9. johnr

    Ultimate VIP Member

    Neat
  10. johnr

    Pizza Corner pizzas

    Kraut is like a dirty whore
  11. johnr

    What kind of fish is this?

    That’s one of them Hillary fish
  12. johnr

    Yeti coolers cut ties with the NRA

    Glad to see you back bobcat, now if svnmag would just come out of his hole
  13. johnr

    Pizza Corner pizzas

    If you lazy bastards would make your own za you might be able to purchase acouple Yetis, or better yet just eat tree bark and you might be able to head south in the cold season and laugh at us fools who ate pizza during our working years instead of pigeon holing that pizza cash
  14. johnr

    Damn that was fast

    I have found urinating on the ice helps tremendously
  15. johnr

    Yeti coolers cut ties with the NRA

    If I don’t buy a Yeti I am a smart money manager, if I do purchase one I won’t be able to laugh at the yeti owners while wintering in warmer climates. Well shit, just one more thing I have done wrong. I guess my dad was right about waste not want not. However I don’t ever recall anyone asking...
  16. johnr

    When Will It End?!

    While enjoying a peanut butter and triscuit sammich, I have become keenly aware of bait possibilities, I will now study forensic science, and train my mind to see through weather fronts, and prostitution activities
  17. johnr

    Garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I will enjoy a late planted this tomato as much as a timely one, it’s neat how nature is smarter than algore
  18. johnr

    When Will It End?!

    Algore is a fucker
  19. johnr

    Is this legal?

    First punch him in the bean bag, then let him know he is right. Then snort a condom
  20. johnr

    When Will It End?!

    Iffn I would’ve just married a ginger

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