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<blockquote data-quote="guywhofishes" data-source="post: 30599" data-attributes="member: 337"><p>I have pretty much accepted the occasional goofball is going to delay me at the ramp. If I can though, I usually find a fish-able zone within eyesight of the ramp so I can fish until I see an opening - then I hope to race in and "get away with one".</p><p></p><p>It usually works - but there are still times when Doof S. MacGee comes roaring into the ramp area with his wife, mother-in-law, and 3 urchins.... inner tubes lashed to the boat with tarp straps - and the circus begins. Usually starts off with a 5 minute long attempt just to get the boat backed down the ramp and near the water (with wifey hollering blood curdling encouragement) where they can continue their process of hogging the ramp without even realizing it - or maybe they just don't care. </p><p></p><p>A bonus however is that the women who hang with these "ramp squatter" clans are usually smoking hot. Still - I resist the temptation to gawk (especially if galwhofishes is on board) and go back to my nearby fishing spot and spend the 10 minutes fishing rather than sitting 30 yards out stewing about it.</p><p></p><p>If I'm real lucky ::: I've already left the boat and gotten into the truck and am trying to get down to the ramp when they weasel in ahead of me. At that point I am forced to eat ramp stew and admire the fine specimens squatting in their natural habitat.</p><p></p><p>Sometimes I am simply thankful that nobody died on the highway as a result of the clan leader's lack of driving skills.</p><p></p><p><span style="color: silver"><span style="font-size: 9px">- - - Updated - - -</span></span></p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>WOW! NO WAY!!!!! ;:;banghead</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="guywhofishes, post: 30599, member: 337"] I have pretty much accepted the occasional goofball is going to delay me at the ramp. If I can though, I usually find a fish-able zone within eyesight of the ramp so I can fish until I see an opening - then I hope to race in and "get away with one". It usually works - but there are still times when Doof S. MacGee comes roaring into the ramp area with his wife, mother-in-law, and 3 urchins.... inner tubes lashed to the boat with tarp straps - and the circus begins. Usually starts off with a 5 minute long attempt just to get the boat backed down the ramp and near the water (with wifey hollering blood curdling encouragement) where they can continue their process of hogging the ramp without even realizing it - or maybe they just don't care. A bonus however is that the women who hang with these "ramp squatter" clans are usually smoking hot. Still - I resist the temptation to gawk (especially if galwhofishes is on board) and go back to my nearby fishing spot and spend the 10 minutes fishing rather than sitting 30 yards out stewing about it. If I'm real lucky ::: I've already left the boat and gotten into the truck and am trying to get down to the ramp when they weasel in ahead of me. At that point I am forced to eat ramp stew and admire the fine specimens squatting in their natural habitat. Sometimes I am simply thankful that nobody died on the highway as a result of the clan leader's lack of driving skills. [COLOR="silver"][SIZE=1]- - - Updated - - -[/SIZE][/COLOR] WOW! NO WAY!!!!! ;:;banghead [/QUOTE]
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