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Message: <blockquote data-quote="gst" data-source="post: 51546" data-attributes="member: 373">That might even be too much for some.<img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite1" alt=":)" title="Smile    :)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":)" />Imagine someone sitting at their computer in their Vikings jersey and Twins boxers with their hand on the mouse and they scroll down and see a three item side bar with threads clearly named to be political. Their breathing quickens. Their hand starts shaking, their fore arm tightens and the arrow on their computer slooooowly starts drifting towards the side bar. As much as they try to stop it the arrow drifts closer and closer finally settles on a thread title. The sweat begins to form on their forehead, dripping down off the end of their nose onto the keyboard. Their breathing becomes shallow and rapid, the room starts to spin. The index finger starts to quiver and shake, the veins start to stand out on their hand, their mind cries "don't do it" but yet the finger, not listening,  taps the mouse lightly a couple times finally hammering down clicking the button and opening the thread. A little voice inside them whispers, "welcome to the dark side". They scream nooooooooooooooooo and hang their head in resigned disappointment while sneaking a peak at the thread out of the corner of their eye. Soon they are speed reading page after page of debate skipping over good valid points in their dazed quest to find key words such as liberal,commie,tea bagger. After reading 14 pages of arguing, eventually yelling at their computer, and throwing their soft squeezy Twins baseball across the room knocking over their third place punt, pass and kick trophy from glory days gone by, out of disappointment for their own weakness and lack of fortitude they post a snarky comment about political threads and those that post in them being bullies and then slink off to try and find comfort over their own inabilities with a twinkie, diet Coke  and their cat. Eventually when that is not enough they turn to the brandy bottle, with each snifter it eats away and hours later at 2:45 AM they return to their demon thread posting those drunken ramblings that legends are made of.- - - Updated - - -You certainly have a thing with this stuff. Perhaps the same company sells some "I should have realized it was only joking around" cream for that rash. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite2" alt=";)" title="Wink    ;)" loading="lazy" data-shortname=";)" /></blockquote>

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